351: Matt's Moving to the Big Apple! (New York)
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Why are the hosts arguing about the proper way to wear a hat?
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Is my hat center? Sometimes my damn hat I I look like Jason Moraz sometimes, like with my hat's just like off to the side. Looking like I'm two thousand and three Jason Moraz out here. Okay, I gotta make sure my hat's centered.
It's crazy that I used to What, did you used to side hat it? Like I used to seriously, like not like un like unironically, whatever, like try to put it on like making fun of it. I used to dead ass wear my hat. I this is when I had my really long hair. Yeah. I don't know why it felt the most comfortable this way. This is I guess maybe that's what I told myself. Um but Like I used to wear it like this. Oh yeah. Oh very Ashton Kutcher punked kind of vibes. Oh very good. Yes. That's how I wear my hair. It used to be like way on the back, kinda just like that. Yeah.
Barely resting, but just kind of right there. Very like V Little La Bam kinda. Yeah. That was that was the vibe. But when when was it ever like proper to the side? Like this like Oh, that was
like Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Yeah.
You're exactly right. Very early nineties, straight to the side, which could come back maybe.
I always think about TI. Do you like his his album cover where it's like barely hanging? It's like cocked to the side and like just hanging on by a thread. Do you know what I'm talking about? Also
probably with a sweatband as well. Like they would wear, you know, your head sweatband, but then you put a hat on top of that and then you just look oh yeah.
I mean, this is kinda in the vein of heat. This isn't the exact photo that I'm thinking of, but it was always just like barely resting like a feather on his head. Here's that's that's a good picture like that. Oh, yeah, yeah, it's barely there. It
looks like he just kind of tossed it
on.
It reminds me you know the peanut character in uh Proud Family? Yes. The peanut characters. You know the little peanuts? One of them had a hat on. That's what a that's what he looks like. The peanut characters in the Proud family. I think so. I gotta see it.
Oh yeah.
Oh my god, I can't believe you like as soon as I said that, I was surprised that you didn't know exactly what I was talking about. I mean, were the peanut the peanut heads weren't in every episode. Well, no, they were they were in one, I think it was in the movie. Oh, in Proud look, it's you know your proud family, dude. La Cienica Boulevard is It's crazy. I was like, holy shit, I just spit everywhere.
Sorry.
No, you're fine, dude. God, I I was I was looking at myself in that little uh in the camera angle on the monitor and my God just like I just hated how I looked. It will ruin your day if you look in the mirror and and you don't like feel like yourself. My goodness. What ruins me is just seeing like a picture of yourself just one year ago. Like, you know, obviously if you see a picture, it's like, oh, this memory's from four years ago. You're like, obviously I I look a little younger, but like w a one year difference sometimes. When you're like you it looks like you but just a little better. Like it looks like you a good day. I think I mean I'm the s I mean I'm the same way except yeah, I I feel like I look better too, like I because I I feel like I'm getting younger every year and I am not taking edgorinachrome.
All natural
baby.
Get the tinfoil hats on. Is that what it's called? What is a dri is that the baby plasma one? Yeah,
I was just it's it's
yeah, it's uh it's a high it's a highbrow joke.
You w you're not in the club, Matt. You wouldn't get it. You wouldn't get it. No. Yeah, you like scare the kid and then when their adrenaline's really high you extract the Monsters Ink.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
Why are the hosts arguing about the proper way to wear a hat?
0:01–11:16
2
Why did Matt cancel his hair‑transplant surgery and what are his new plans?
11:16–21:27
3
What happened when a CrossFit competitor had a bathroom accident during the competition?
21:27–31:50
4
How are AI‑generated content and streaming platforms reshaping movie releases?
31:50–40:23
5
Will the upcoming foldable iPhone replace current iPhone models?
40:23–50:28
6
What is the purpose of the little plastic “table” inside pizza boxes?
50:28–1:00:34
7
Why did a driver receive multiple parking tickets for curb placement?
1:00:34–1:12:40
8
Would the hosts consider moving to and living in New York City?
1:12:40–1:23:13