Bree & Clint's After Party: HUGE chats about [redacted]
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How do the hosts open Bree & Clint's After Party and set the tone?
It's party time. Hi, everybody. Welcome to the After Party. They tell you when you're broadcasting, hey, you shouldn't say hi everybody because you're speaking with one person.
One person, yeah. That's 101 of broadcasting.
So we should be saying things like, hey, you.
Hey, how's your day been? Hey, sexy, how are you going? Time to get out of bed or get into bed or go to work. Get into bed with us.
Hey, doll. Good to see you.
Hey, hon.
Hey, doll.
Hey, you.
Hey, now listen, we've got some very serious things to talk to you directly, just one person about.
One-on-one. Have you got your test results in front of you? On my te paki paki, Caitlin, for making it through her first week. Well, kind of, actually. You didn't come in on Monday.
Yeah, I'm so sorry. I was stuck in. Oh, bloody part-timers.
And next week you're only doing four days as well.
Yeah, but that's not on me.
But she is, because we're in Auckland, and so it's Friday night. Tomorrow morning you're going to fly home to Christchurch, pull a whole nursing shift, and then fly back to be on the show with us on Monday.
Lol.
What a bad way to manage your calendar.
Hey now, I just want to like know that I can still, you know, be a nurse. So I just wanted to come in and be like, hey guys, I'm still here. Don't worry. No, I take my job very seriously, obviously.
Did they need you to come back and do a shift? Okay, well that's very nice.
Well, I was already scheduled on and I was like, hey, you know, I don't want to let the team down. I'll come back, save some lives. Then I'll come back and talk shit on the radio.
Why is Caitlin celebrated for completing her first week on the show?
Perfect.
Hey, we're saving lives here too. Yeah, we make people laugh. We're saving your life from boredom.
Oh, that's good. What are you up to this weekend?
Even I didn't believe that when I was sitting here.
Clint, what are you doing this weekend?
What am I doing this weekend? Dad stuff. Yeah. Swimming lessons.
No, you told me you were really excited because you had this list of stuff that you're going to tick off like clean behind the fridge.
He was really excited. That was private juice just for you.
I don't want to know about that.
That does sound very, that's going to be very productive.
I can't relax unless I achieve something. Right. Things, yeah. So that's my weekend.
You're not doing a shift at the hospital?
Me?
No, no shift at the hospital.
How dare you? You doing a shift at the hospital?
No, faint. What are the gals up to this weekend?
Come on, someone be exciting. Someone, it's not me.
What does Caitlin reveal about juggling radio shifts and nursing work?
I'm going to start packing up my house that I haven't told my flatmates that I'm moving out of.
When are you going to tell them?
Oh my God, are you able to say this?
They don't listen?
No, they don't listen. They barely take an interest in Claudia's life at all.
How dare they? When are you going to tell them?
Probably this weekend, to be honest.
Because don't they need to find someone else? Yeah. Don't you have to give notice?
Yes, and I will give at least three weeks notice. I've got lots of time.
Oh, the new place isn't going to be ready that soon.
It will be ready, but they're super flexible, and I'm being nice. I'll stay a bit longer, and then I have more time to downsize.
Get on it.
No, I have more time to downsize. I've got so much stuff. I've moved from an entire house into a big bedroom, plus some house, and now I'm moving into a little bedroom.
Yeah, downsizing is the shit. It's so good.
It's really cool.
Clint will come and clean behind your fridge.
Could you? That'd be lovely.
No, I'm excited to clean behind my fridge. The idea of cleaning behind other people's fridge gives me the heebie-jeebies.
How often do you clean behind your fridge?
This fridge, I've never cleaned behind.
Can you take a before and after photo?
Yep.
I always, like, random, like, edamame beans and shit just always, like, go underneath it.
The stuff you've dropped and kicked because you're like, oh, I'll get that later.
And then just, like, ice cubes so they'll just be, like, wet.
For me, it's going to be pet hair. Between my very hairy cat and my very hairy dog. Yep, yep, yep. A lot of hair.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
How do the hosts open Bree & Clint's After Party and set the tone?
0:00–1:38
2
Why is Caitlin celebrated for completing her first week on the show?
1:38–2:38
3
What does Caitlin reveal about juggling radio shifts and nursing work?
2:38–3:56
4
What weekend plans and productivity rituals do the hosts discuss?
3:56–5:17
5
Why is Claudia planning to move and how is she downsizing?
5:17–7:25
6
What funny and gross chores do the hosts debate doing for flatmates?
7:25–8:11
Speakers
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