Bree & Clint's After Party: Mansplaining what the Yellow Pages are
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What admin decisions do Bree and Clint need to finalize before the weekend?
Part of your ass off. Drink it. Smoke it. Part of your ass off. Drink it. Smoke it. Part of your ass off. What up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up?
We finished interviewing Ella's replacements today.
We have to make a decision on
Monday. That's it.
That's
it.
We're finished. No
more.
It's so hard.
It's so hard. I like them all.
Yeah.
Can we just have all of them?
Wouldn't that be good?
Yeah. Doing the same job.
Four Ellas. Oh,
shit. That would be great. That's what the Kyle and Jackie O show had.
Why did Clint discover he’s been paying for a landline he never used?
True. And look at them. Plus the rest. Look at them. They're doing fine. Yeah, it was the producers that were the problem. They were the real
issue. Can we have enough producers that I can still be executive but actually have nothing to do?
Yeah, that's
the dream. That would be amazing. Just an overseer, like an overlord. That would be fabulous. I'll just sit at the back and watch.
You just sit at the back like someone driving a chariot
and you whip them. And I'll forward
emails
on, not actually do anything and whoosh. Whip
them, stab
the ones that aren't
performing. Slay them.
Slay your enemies.
So anyway, that's our...
That's the admin out of the way.
That's our job for the weekend.
Any shout-outs you guys want
to do? Are you going to think about it over the weekend or are you just going to make a decision on Monday?
I don't know. I am going to talk to an advisor.
Oh,
yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right,
we talked about
that. I'll get some insider info.
Tell us who you guys think we should get. Should we get the first person we interviewed, the second person we interviewed, the third person we interviewed, or
the fourth person we interviewed? The fourth person we interviewed. Or no one. Nah, that's not an option. Don't vote for that, please. I'll combust.
Claudia creating more work for
herself. Yeah. I'm actually the social media producer now. Doing a really good job. Proud of myself. And I never want to do it again.
How do the hosts figure out the difference between White Pages and Yellow Pages?
Yeah, you are doing a good job.
Thank you. Appreciate that.
Oh, my mum's just messaged me.
What did she say? Did my mum not answer today for the show? She sent me the voicemail twice. Did she? Yeah. She might be at my Aunt Cheryl's. Probably having a couple of rosés. Yeah, there's no reception at Aunt Cheryl's. Oh, yeah. Is there not? Nah, still to this day. God,
that would be lovely, wouldn't it?
Do you reckon she pops in or
she calls Aunt Cheryl in
advance? Oh, I think Aunt Cheryl lives a little way out, so I think she does call before.
Aunt
Cheryl still has a landline.
My dream.
Should we call Archelle's landline and see if she answers?
Do you know, I never told you guys, I found out about a month ago that I've been paying for a landline
for the last three years. What? Yeah. As part of
my
package, I was
paying an extra $10 a month.
That's so much money. To
have a landline.
That's devastating. For how
long? Three years.
I didn't even have the landline. $360 that you've just, you haven't, sorry, that has been wasted.
Yep. You could have bought me so many things for that. So many. I don't have a landline number anymore.
Have you got a phone book?
Oh, could I look it up online? Here, is there online yellow pages?
White pages.
What is the “mansplaining” explanation of how Yellow Pages work?
Would it be white pages? Yeah. Okay, let's see if I can find
it.
Isn't white
pages businesses?
No, white pages is people, yellow pages is businesses.
What? This
is crazy. Yellow pages was like Google.
Wow.
So you go... Sorry to mansplain how
fine books work. No, please. This is normal. So you
would break a window.
Yeah.
And you would go into the white pages alphabetically and you would go to window repair. So you'd look under
W. Oh. And
then there would be a section for window repairers. And then you would look through the ones and pick the one that
you like. See which one gives you the best vibes.
Yeah. They'd have their logos in there. That's fun. And then as a business, this is the old school version of optimization. You could pay to be under multiple categories.
So you
could be under glass repair.
That's nice.
We should bring
that back. I did really like as a kid.
They made so much money because if your business wasn't in the Yellow Pages.
Oh, yeah. No one knew. No
one knows you.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What admin decisions do Bree and Clint need to finalize before the weekend?
0:00–0:36
2
Why did Clint discover he’s been paying for a landline he never used?
0:36–1:59
3
How do the hosts figure out the difference between White Pages and Yellow Pages?
1:59–3:26
4
What is the “mansplaining” explanation of how Yellow Pages work?
3:26–4:34
5
How could a business use the Yellow Pages for modern local SEO?
4:34–6:07
6
What safety and first‑aid plans are the team considering for their event?
6:07–6:22
7
Why do Bree and Clint fear “shitting themselves” versus quitting?
6:22–6:48
8
How do the hosts wrap up the episode and ask for listener support?
6:48–7:13