Producer Ella's mind-blowing lobster fact - does it get a pass mark?
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It's ZM's Brian Clint Podcast.
Caitlin's filling in. Um no pressure, but at the same time all the pressure on our producer Ella for this next break. She has promised us a mind blowing fact, specifically about lobsters. Okay? So the fact doesn't only need to be good, it needs to be, as you said, mind blowing.
I think it's mind blowing and funny as well. Mm? Okay.
Yeah. 'Cause we have b a bad history on this show of promising mind blowing facts.
How do Bree, Clint and Caitlin set the pressure on producer Ella for a mind‑blowing fact?
Oh really. And then the facts being underwhelming and then Bree getting mad at us by for not being impressed by her facts that we already knew.
Well you said to get better at our acting.
Right no, 'cause I asked her before we did it, I said, if we don't like the fact, do you want us to pretend?
No, she did say to be gentle.
And she said no, be genuine. So then we were genuine, which made her more angry.
We went, Oh, cool.
So that's the pressure, that's what you're up against, Ella. But you still back yourself?
Yeah.
Alright, Ella, when you're ready, please present us your mind blowing Lobster Fact.
Female lobsters, when they're ready for indoor gardening, they'll pee on the males face to let them know I'm ready because there's a chemical in their urine that lets the males know. Mind blowing Yeah Do you like it?
Pretty good.
Why are they doing it on their face? Surely you just do it on the foot. Like just do a little bit on one of their like little claws.
No, I know they won't feel it 'cause they're they're already wet 'cause they're underwater. Yeah, so they pee on the face with the noses. I like it.
Yeah, thank you, Clint. No, this is what's in my book right now. Uh the book is called An Immense World from Ed Young. Yeah. And the word that he has taught me about is called Utmost. It Oh no, umwelt, it's German. Umwelt. And that is like the the each animal has like their own way that they perceive the world. Right. Based on the senses that they have. Yeah. And so yes, to us peeing on a face is gross.
Like that's we don't be careful, don't yuck anybody's yum.
True, but that's not what we do usually, right?
That's what you do.
Okay, so now we know what Clint does. That's cool. No, hey, he's still.
But also you don't know how many lobsters we've got listening. So if you could just be a bit more inclusive, please. Sorry, yes.
Um well that's their world of just that's what they do like when um dogs sniff each other's private bits. Yes. It's a bit yucky to us.
Doesn't make sense to us.
But it makes sense to them because that's their world. Yeah, yeah.
You are just a source of animal just absolute brilliance. Yeah, yeah. Thank you.
It's not uh it's a pass, Allah. Yeah, it's good. Yeah. Just don't let Brie here, okay? She will be so mad at you.
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