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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
From the ZM Podcast Network, this is Fletch Fawn and Hayley's Big Pod, brought to you by Chemist Warehouse, the biggest brands at the lowest prices. Good morning, welcome to the show, Fletch Fawn and Hayley, what a disastrous start to the show. Got a mint spill in my backpack.
It sucks mate, and it's a stewy mince, like we've got a saucy mince on our hands.
Real liquidy mince. I just saw it. I just picked the bag up because I'm taking things out and wiping them as I take them out. I just saw a big run of liquid across the bowl. Mince juice, mince juice. Probably time for a new bag as well. It's quite faded, isn't it? Oh, look at that.
Nintendo Switch is covered in mince juice. Oh, babe.
I don't think Nintendo Switch is meant to be covered in mince juice.
No, I don't think they're mince juice proof. But, Han, you're wiping it like you've had a water spill. I mean, you've had a saucy mince spill.
This is like literally just I'll get home and everything will go in the wash. You have to put everything in the wash. I'm putting the Nintendo Switch straight in the wash. They're fine.
They're waterproof these days.
Did it seek prison? Also, what were you thinking putting a container of mints in your backpack without a plastic bag?
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Chapter 2: What happened with the mince juice incident?
It's not sealed properly. And you know what else?
When you heat this mince for your breakfast or your... It's not my breakfast mince! It's my lunch mince! It's your lunch mince. It's going to be dry because all the liquid's in your bag. Straw. It's going to be a draw mince. Scotty's not happy, is he? Not happy. You're all right. My computer charger is drenched. Yeah. Do you think you'll have a mental breakdown today? I would say it's 90% chance.
Yeah. Okay. There was a 90% chance before the mince juice.
Yeah.
Okay. On the show today, Bryn from the newsroom is back for deal or reveal. Your chance to win cash up to $5,000 in the cases behind Hayley.
She a risky game. I believe yesterday he came in and offered $500, got bullied his way up to $550. For me, I'm liking that. I would have taken that cash. I can make that stretch. They took the reveal and I think it was $2 or $2.50.
$2.50, yeah. So, I mean, anywhere between $5,000 and $5,000. It could have been $5,000. It could have been. So, your chance to play next is coming up at 8 o'clock this morning. The top six born. Top six ways to get mince juice out of everything. I don't know. He's not ready to do the show, is he? He's not mentally in the space.
I mean, the irony of wiping stinky mints juice off your deodorant can is not lost on me. Like, I'm probably going to... I think you're going to have to go back to the show sponsor and get some more Rexona.
Yeah, he's Rexona'd the studio.
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Chapter 3: How does the skimming stone competition work?
Yeah, I use the same brand.
The same brand. Well, 80% of people do. Yes, they match 80%, but 20% know they're different. Let's delve into the comments. Mel said, it's whatever's on special whenever we need it. I'm not loyal to any brand. Oh, okay. No brand loyalty. Amy says, not a question, but what? It's an option to have them different? What sort of animal does that?
Yeah, it just gets down to the whole matchy-matchy of it. It's like bras and undies. I just assumed you'd always match. But no, I learned that's not the way of the woman. God, no. If you were a chick, you would not match. You would not match. You'd have the mankiest undies and bra. And also you cycle. But I'm a manki bitch. I'm not like that. I used to be held up and used as an example.
Also, you wear your bras for like a few days. You wear your undies once. Right. So if it comes as a set, that's what men like to think underneath. We're all rocking a lovely set. We do like to think that. We're not.
Yeah. They work better together, says Lisa. So I keep my brands the same. Stephanie said, not anymore. I just switched to a shampoo bar, and it's been the best thing for my hair. A shampoo bar? Yeah, a little bar.
Like a soap. Like a soap. Yeah, right. Good for the environment.
Two-in-one all day. Guess who sent that in? A man. Yeah. Two-in-one, but a head and shoulders, take care of the dandruff as well.
Mate, but I used head and shoulders two-in-one at a man's house, and it was silky. Really? Phenomenal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Gets rid of the dandies as well. Yeah, rips your hair dye out though. Does it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Does it? If you have a dye job and it's a little bit too dark, you wash your hair with Head & Shoulders and it strips it out. Oh, really? But it's soft.
Yeah, right. That's a payoff. Renee says, got them as a set and it looks aesthetic even if no one is looking in my bathroom.
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Chapter 4: What are the top six things hospitality staff dislike?
He cleaned and she's like, oh my God, man of my dreams, he can tidy. And he's like, oh, you're most welcome. That's, you know, that is weird.
But he's ghosted. But now that he's ghosted, I'm like, was that a passag clean? Like you filthy. Yeah. I mean, it sounds like it wasn't that tidy.
Yeah.
Well, she said, I briefly mentioned my husband's a bit messy. What time did he wake up? No idea. She said, I woke up at 6 a.m. and he was gone. So he's between hanky-panks and 6 a.m. I mean, I get it. He's gone into the lounge kitchen area and cleaned it in the middle of the early hours of the morning. Left. Now, listen, I don't mind. I don't mind someone getting up and leaving.
Because sometimes, you know, after a bit of fun and then you wake up and you're like, I just want to go.
You've got the clarity.
You've got some post clarity. And you're like, I'm just going to go. That's not the problem. The problem is that he did that.
After cleaning. Because you expect he leaves. He cleans and then he leaves and then she's like, oh my God. And he's like, well, you're welcome. I'd love to see you again.
Yeah, totally. I thought I'd take a little bit off, you know, a load off your day or something like that. But she said it was spotless and even some stuff had been rearranged. I'm like, what, plates, cups?
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Chapter 5: What happens in the 'Is It Weird?' segment?
I was like, look at my buttons. Okay, so we've received a message for our very fun new segment, Is It Weird? I heard your story, blah, blah, blah. I went on a date with a guy. He was a hottie, just to reiterate. He's a hottie, so obviously brought him back to mind. Fun ensued. If you know, you know. He decided to stay the night, but when I woke up at 6 a.m., he was gone, which is fine.
But when I got out of bed and went into the kitchen, he'd cleaned it top to toe, spotless, and some stuff in the lounge and kitchen had been rearranged. I messaged him to say, like, oh, my God, what a funny move. Thank you. I've never heard from him again. I've sent five more messages since then, and he's never responded. I've been ghosted.
Ghosted. Okay, so is it weird? So the most common...
Chapter 6: How does ghosting affect dating experiences?
Response is that he may have diagnosed or undiagnosed OCD. People with OCD can clean to reduce anxiety. So if the OCD voice says they've done something wrong morally, such as premarital sex. Oh, yeah. Oh, I would never. His mind might be telling him to clean, to cope with that.
That's fine, but why is he ghosted?
But also clean your own place.
But why is he ghosted? Clean her place, but by all means. Yeah. But then message and be like, no, no, no, no, no.
Somebody said a third date, a post third date clean is sweet, but a one night stand post clean is weird. Yeah.
Oh, so the three OCD.
Yep.
Crack.
Dead. Couldn't sleep and dead. Could be dead. Or he found something while he was cleaning. Yeah. Which could also be, he could be on crack and found something. He could have OCD and found something. He could have found something and then he's dead.
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Chapter 7: What are the small town buzzes happening recently?
Anyone cleaning between the hours of 12 and 6, I know sleep is a crackhead. Okay, yep. I don't think it's weird, says Beverly. Not your Beverly, not your mother Beverly. I don't think it's weird. What would you think if the roles were reversed? Say it was a man who invited a woman back to his place and his said place is a bit untidy and the woman cleaned before she left. That wouldn't be weird?
It would be. I think it would be.
But it's the ghosting afterwards that's the weird behaviour. Yeah, it is. I think that's quirky that he cleaned or that she cleaned.
I'm not going to be mad about it.
But they're never messaging.
The only explanation is that he was hit by a bus on the way home and is currently in a coma. She should go and ask the local hospital if there's anybody in the ICU unit that fits the description. This is the start of a rom-com. Yeah.
I'm going to assume that our gal that is messaged in, considering she's messaged five times, has probably done a socials check. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe he was so grossed out by her house, he just couldn't. I mean, she has also withheld some information from us about just how bad it was.
Amy said, what's this guy's number? It sounds like a dream service. Fun cuddles and a claim.
Yeah. Someone else messaged, I want his number as well. Cleaners are expensive. I'm happy to trade.
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Chapter 8: What wild rumors have people encountered?
Well, the latest on the sloppy, the sloppy school lunches. The Ministry of Education has reminded schools in the Healthy School Lunches Program not to let students take leftover meals home. citing food safety concerns and costs. Oh, some restaurants don't do this.
Remember when you'd go to school and you'd get home at the end of the day and there was a sandwich in there that had been in the piping hot summer heat of a February. And it's got ham in it. It's got ham in it and it had that ham stink.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, sweaty ham stink.
I'm still eating that on the bus on the way home, baby.
On lunch and I'm hungry.
Yeah, that's, I mean... It's ridiculous to think Fat Vaughn would have had a ham sandwich at the end of the day. I probably would have finished my lunch and it was Callum's ham sandwich and I'd also grab it. I'd eat that on the bus on the way home. That had a stinky ham stink. Yeah. It's just going to waste. Leave them to hate waste. That's the thing.
So surplus lunches are typically only around 10 to 12 a day, mostly to student absences. And no schools have reported any illness linked to the food being taken home by kids that are in families where food on the table at any time of the day is a real struggle. Yeah. Let them take it. Because we've talked about this before.
Some restaurants don't do doggy bags because it's on them, the food safety.
Yeah, so when you go home and you leave it in your car and then you heat it up and then you're like, you gave me food poisoning.
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