Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 21st May 2026
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from the ZM Podcast Network. This is Fletch Vaughan and Hayley's Big Pod. Brought to you by Chemist Warehouse, the biggest brands at the lowest prices. Fletch Vaughan and Hayley, two minutes past six. Bryn will be back in at eight for deal or reveal. Still cash to give away. Yeah, loads of cash. We gave away the big $5,000 yesterday at eight o'clock. That was very exciting. Very exciting moment, but still lots of cash up for grabs. Your chance to win at eight o'clock this morning. The top six Vaughan. Yes, there's going to be direct flights from Christchurch to a bunch of international destinations, including Tokyo, Japan. Tokyo, Japan. Tokyo, Japan.
Christ shoots to Tokyo.
Yep. I've got the top six things a can tab would say in Tokyo. Oh, God. Oh, God. Yeah.
Oh, God.
So they're going to Tokyo, Perth, and Singapore. Singapore.
That's nice.
That'll open up the South Island to the tourists as well, won't it? It'll open it up to the whole world. Well, it's a two-way street. Yes, it is, yeah. You know, it welcomes the tourists in, but also lets the cantabs out. Who let the cantabs out? Who, who, who, who, who? And because they go to Tokyo, that's the reason for it. Today's top six, top six things a cantab would say in Tokyo. Now, I wrote this last night. It's pre-written. It's ready to go. Okay. I'm nervous. But I am willing to swap them out if someone's got a real cracker on the text machine. Oh, you want to hit a 9-6-9-6? Hit a 9-6-9-6. Okay, the top things that somebody from Canterbury would say when they get to Tokyo. A cantab would say while in Tokyo.
Can I have a fork? Is that one of them? Oh, is that one? That's a good one.
Put that one down. No, that's good though.
Put that one down. Put that one down. Sorry. I don't suppose I could get a fork. Text in 9696. Next on the show, crime news. We love crime. Police have arrested a parrot. We don't love crime. Oh, sorry, sorry. We love true crime.
Sorry, we love crime news.
We love stories about crime. We love crime news, true crime. Sorry, did you just say a parrot's been arrested? Yes, a parrot has been arrested. A parrot that has been taken into custody. What kind of parrot? Yeah, good question, because you can't just say parrot. Is it white?
What are the top six things a Cantab would say in Tokyo?
Is it green? Is it blue? It doesn't say. Is it a kakapo? Which technically is a parrot, flightless. It is too. I think it's the world's heaviest parrot. Trust us, they have a fat, flightless version of it. Chonky. I like our fat parrots.
Yeah, me too.
We've got a great parrot. No, this was in Brazil. Police have... What's that? Blue macaw. You think that's what it could be? Could be. Well, there's no photo of it. Oh, no, it's a green one. Yeah, classic green. Classic green parrot. Bit of a red and yellow tail. Because there's the policeman with it. But the video's just loading, Vaughan. Can you see that? Now, why has the cop got the parrot? Well, police seized the parrot because it was warning the owner of the police arrival. Oh, it's blowing the whistle. It's blowing the whistle. They arrested a man for drug trafficking in Brazil. Here it is. Vaughn, what would you describe that as? Just your standard parrot.
Green parrot.
Green parrot. It's pretty cute. There's a video of the police with the parrot leading it away. And they have sent the parrot to Environmental Protection Resources of Brazil, like an animal... Like a sanctuary. Parrot jail. Yeah. Because when they turned up, apparently the bird was... Police are here.
Oh, no. Oh, really? Giving a heads up.
Although it would have been in Portuguese. What do you have Google Translate for? Okay, okay, okay. Watch out. The police are here. Or the 5-0s are here. Yeah, yeah. 5-0, 5-0. Weirdly, I put English 2, and it said English to French, and then English to Brazilian, and then English to Portuguese, and then English to Brazilian Portuguese. Brazilian. We'll go Brazilian Portuguese. Why was my search automatically... Because they're listening to us. They're listening. They know. It just knows. So we need to stop talking. There isn't much to the story. It's just that they took the bird away because they were like, well, you're not keeping a bird.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What is discussed at the start of this section?
0:00–2:14
2
What are the top six things a Cantab would say in Tokyo?
2:14–26:14
3
What are the secret emojis related to cheating?
26:14–40:27
4
Did you have a famous flatmate?
40:27–41:15
5
What updates are there on Jamie Curry?
41:15–42:05
6
What are the latest trends in anonymous tip-offs?
42:05–42:23
7
How many alarms do people set for work?
42:23–1:27:22
Speakers
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