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Chapter 1: What is the significance of the Thai Police's undercover operation?
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The biggest brands at the lowest prices. Vaughan, the barley belly's back. Yeah. You're right. Weird. I'm not even in barley and haven't been in barley. It's been a long time. Have you had some barley belly? Have you had some dodgy meat? Don't know. What did you have for dinner last night? I don't want to think about it. particularly came to revisit any aspect of food.
Good to know, good to know, Hon. You just do what you need to do. If Vaughan disappears during the show today, that's the little six o'clock. Bingo, if you're listening this early, you get to know that I'm shitting myself. Vaughan, the top six is coming up. Yeah, the top six buttons went in on dating apps from someone that's never used them. Okay, yeah, right.
Just like, instead of like a... Don't want to brag. Like or not like. A like or... Or a super like. A guy's proposed a couple of ideas for buttons and I was like, they need more buttons. Okay. Yeah, right. Great. We'll delve into that. So next on the show, though, the Thai police have done it again. Sawadee ka. They're going viral for an undercover sting. And I'll just put it out there.
I think the Thai police do undercover stings better than any other police ever. Really? They get creative. I mean, we're all familiar with 21 Jump Street. Yes.
Yes.
Of course, famously Thai. Well, no, but, you know, they went undercover as high schoolers, didn't they? While the Thai Police Department have, oh, they've blown that out of the water. We'll discuss next.
The ZN Podcast Network. Is this show real? Play ZN's Flesh, Fawn and Hayley. So, there is a suspected meth dealer, Fika Fawapwap.
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Chapter 2: What are the top six buttons needed on dating apps?
What a name. That's not a name. It is. Feta Fa Wap Wap. Mika Fa Wap Wap. Fa F-A hyphen W-A-P W-A-P. Well, I do. I stand corrected. That stands for something else in the music industry. Wow, doesn't it? Yeah.
Chapter 3: How does the dating trend of toe dipping work?
So they're double WAP. It's super WAP-y. Fa Wap Wap. Now, Mika Fa Wap Wap is a suspected meth dealer in Thailand. Bourne, could we get some Thai music?
Oh, that's going to make me want to massage.
I know, like you're in a, like... Like the sort of... Wind chimes. The chimes and the... Wood. I think the wood, I think to me, I think the wood, that's more of a Balinese-Indonesian massage. I'm just going to say Vietnamese. What's the traditional Thai? Thai massage is a bit more tonk, tonk, tonk and... Tonk, tonk, tonk. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like a wind, a pan flute.
Pan flute thing. Will you find some traditional Thai music? Okay. So, Mika... Medium pressure, please. Sawadee ka. Sawadee ka. Excuse me, Mr. Rollover. Yeah. No. Are you okay? No, it hurts. How are those tiny Thai ladies so strong? The place where I go in Auckland, they have a rope tethered to the ceiling. Oh, yeah. So she can hold on to it when she walks on you. Remember Meow?
Meow used to have one of those. Meow had a bar. A bar on her roof and she'd walk on you. Do you know who would love that? Mika for Wap Wap. So Mika for Wap Wap, suspected meth dealer arrested with 50 plus methamphetamine pills, 200 drug storage bags and a phone allegedly used. Sorry. What the? What's happening? What have you done there?
I tabbed out of the Spotify window and I went back to the Facebook I had open and some guy's doing a time lapse of him. Weeding an old set of stairs to unveil the stairs underneath? No, I think keep it plain. No, please be professional. Shut that extra tab. So the officers who were trying to capture Mika for Wapwap did so by going undercover and dressing up.
And they did this in the middle of a street dance festival in Lopburi in Thailand. And to approach Mika for Wapwap, They all dressed, and I'll say it's five male cops and one female cop. Yes. They all went undercover as an all-woman dance troupe as part of the festival. They danced on up to him. Maybe we could have some Thai dance music. Vaughan. I could probably find it.
Can I show you the group? Because they went all out on the Diamantes there, Vaughan. Can you see that? They've just really got the leotards. Think sequins. Yeah, that looks great. Think Ty Burlesque. You would never, if you were a criminal, think they were an undercover cop team. It's very brilliant. I'll say they range from ages of like early 20s to, I think that cop there would be in his 60s.
Yeah. I don't know if they were buoyed by their recent successes, but they did this in February. They did a lion and dragon dance in Bangkok, and they concealed themselves inside, you know, those big ceremonial dragons and lions that, you know, they have, and they popped out and arrested them during the Lunar New Year. Wow.
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Chapter 4: What are some lazy work habits people have?
I don't care. Yeah, and I'll be in the shower. It doesn't matter. Exactly, it does. Well, you like us to scrub your back in the shower. Because you know I can't reach with the loafer. You can't. You can have a dirty upper middle back. I need a loafer on a stick, I think. Classic.
I'd say the best service I ever had was when we were having a party and I was running late so I had a shower at Fletcher's and I opened up the door and there was a bloody Aperol Spritz. At the door. Oh, that's lovely. Good service, eh? Yeah. That won't be happening on my new carpet. I'll just say that right now.
It wasn't. It was just sat on the hallway carpet.
Because it was old yuck carpet. It was old yuck carpet. I walked over it. So do you know, so that's the thing. Final minutes used for changing, plating food, lighting candles, setting up, getting my music on. So when people arrive, you haven't even got your bloody Yui boom going yet. Can I ask, candles are having a comeback. Oh my God, I've been having candlelit dinners every night.
Not like, you know, like we've all got our lovely Akoya candles and I love those, but like the skinny ones. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And a lovely candelabra. You know, like normally there'd be the emergency candles that mum would have in that national candle. Oh God, you can't bet a national candle for a good light. It pots out a good light.
But like every, because I've been looking, because doing renos at the moment, everywhere has candlesticks.
Candelabra.
And candelabras. Yeah, you've got to get it. Okay. Go to the op shops. I've got some nice antique. I've got some New Zealand kauri candlesticks. Oh, kauri. Yeah, great idea. Wood candlesticks. The kauri. It doesn't hit the, by the time it gets there, the thing is out. No, it'll burn your bloody house. The wax isn't hot enough to get the kauri going. Burn your bloody house down.
There won't be a house party until you're late to. Apparently, in most Western contexts, 50 minutes early is likely to catch your host off guard. Well, yeah, because they're cowboys. Who's coming 50 minutes early? No, no, the Western world. 15 minutes early. Catch your host off guard. Don't announce your early arrival either. Say, oh, I hope I'm not too early because you should know that you are.
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Chapter 5: What is the significance of the letter from the Topp Twins?
And for raising the future of our world. Yes. Thank you. I want no part of it. A fellow teacher messaged another food tech teacher their go-to movie is a ratatouille or is it cake episodes? I'm sorry, but I'm not doing food tech and watching a movie. I want to be making an omelette or something. The mouse.
Chapter 6: What emotional moments are shared regarding the Topp Twins?
You've got to learn about the mouse. The mouse makes it happen. I guess so. He was a rat. Thank you, Jessica. He was a rat? Remy was a rat. He wasn't a mouse. We've got messages in. Wait a minute. Yeah, because he was too big. He was Ratatouille. We'll get to those messages next. We covered before about Remy from Ratatouille being a mouse or a rat.
But more like Hayley, I don't think you've watched the right movie. It was called Ratatouille, not Mousetouille.
Someone said you've watched the Timu version.
Somebody said leaf blowers are the key to short-cutting anything, really. Okay. They said I'll use a leaf blower to clean things rather than getting a vacuum cleaner because you just blow the blower somewhere else and make it somebody else's problem. Love that. Everything's done in half the time.
Chapter 7: What discussions revolve around guaranteed crying triggers?
Yeah. Somebody else said, for all the builders, if you need some time, just go downstairs and start nailing off the frames that you've already nailed. Nail guns always sound really productive because they're like, man, that guy's really putting some nails on, but you're just sort of triple nailing a one-nail job there. Even I'm paying for those nails, aren't I?
Yeah, you sure are, and you're paying that builder a phenomenal amount per hour to be popping way more nails into the framing than needs to be. We had a mechanic in our very busy workshop in Christchurch. Took a half hour shit as soon as he clocked in every morning. Then he'd do an hour scan on a car every morning and generally effed about all day. Right.
That's the thing, when you're working in a team, you can't hide this behaviour. Yeah, but you can't snap off a poop halfway through. And that's a physical thing. We can't begrudge someone a long poo. This person is like Vaughan. How are people taking so long in the toilet? You need to eat more fibre. No, you don't hurry these things. I only poop when the poop is coming out.
Like people that just go and sit there and wait for a poop. What are you doing?
Chapter 8: How does the conversation shift to personal experiences and emotional responses?
You're missing life. You know it's coming. No, I'll feel it and be like, that's it. Yeah, it's time to go. It's time to go. And then I sit down and the body's like, yes, correct. It's time to go. Slowly, slowly. No, out it comes. Out it, out it, out it. Michaela said, I work in a government job. Someone sends a long wordy email that I can tell is just, you know, full of fluff and nonsense.
Copy and paste it straight into AI. What do they want? It's out of one sentence. What do they want? One sentence summary of this stupid long one.
We do transports for clients as part of our job and our old administrator would put fake transports in our roster once every couple of weeks with a fake address that was quite far away to get us out of the office for a few hours and we would go and sit in the work car for a few hours or go shopping or just get some fresh air.
Oh, that's nice. That's lovely.
You'd need... A code word so you knew it was a fake one, though, because otherwise, you know, you'd drive all the way there and drive all the way back. Sometimes it's nice to go for a drive. Just want to remind the text machine, it's not 9696, how do you use a leaf blower? But opening one back door of the car and then the other back door of the car and then just blowing everything out.
What a great idea. Kids food scraps, yeah. And someone else said that they use it for the leisure activity of paddle boarding. My husband uses it to fast track the blow up, to blow up the board. before finishing with the hand pump. So he's got to blow up. Paddle board just blows that. That's embarrassing, though. Paddle boarding's bad enough and you're blowing one up. With a leaf blow. Yeah.
Well, it's better to get in the car, isn't it? I'd say get a kayak, you know? Either way, they're all pretty boring. Nah, kayak's more exciting than paddle boarding. 9-6-9-6. Are you sitting on the sea or standing on it? That's a quick one. Must be on the beach, I think. So 9696, how do you use a leaf blower? 9696, are you kayaking or are you pedal boarding? Or was it a rat or a mouse?
9696, rat or toey, rat or mouse?
Definitely a rat. I may have ordered the outfit.
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