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ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 29th May 2026

28 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the significance of fun in people's lives?

0.892 - 10.328 Fletch

From the ZM Podcast Network. This is Fleshwood and Hayley's Big Pod. Brought to you by Chemist Warehouse. The biggest brands at the lowest prices.

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Don't worry, we're here. We're here. We're here. Guys, don't worry about it. We're here. We're here. Guys, don't worry about it. We're here. Everyone listening was like, oh, no. We're here. They're dead in a ditch. They imagined we'd been gassed in here and we're all lying flat on the floor. We did have a gas leak that one time. Do you remember we had headaches all day?

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Yeah, and then we tried to protest and go outside, but then we were like, we won't let the listeners down. We're here. That was a sort of a... Do you have lip balm? No, you guys are frantically applying lip balm. I just thought, you know, I think it was the gas thing. I was like, well, maybe I don't want my lips to be dry. If I'm going to die, I want a juicy, juicy kiss of the lips.

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Frantically applying lip balm. It's important to start the show with lip balm, Vaughn.

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I can tell, I think the audience can hear that your lips are dry.

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Now, today on the show, deal or reveal, 8 o'clock this morning. We've given away thousands of dollars. Do you know, it's interesting looking at the stats. Since we re-loaded the board, most people are taking reveal. I know, and we've had a shuffle as well because obviously case number four went, and it was the Olivia Dean tickets, but she'd already taken the deal. Yes.

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So then it was a big reshuffle, and I see $1,000 in front of me. Yep. I know. That better have been one. I also see $3 behind me, though, so, you know, it's a fun game. So that's out of the way. Still $3,000 in there and those tickets to Olivia Dean. The top six born coming up. Yeah, are the top six ways to catch a kangaroo.

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How to catch a kangaroo has been a problem for Australians this week because there's been a rogue kangaroo on the loose. Well, aren't they always on, they're just always out. They're like pests. Yeah, they do have a cull every now and then. Yeah. Tasty. With a car. Oh, yeah, an accidental car. Yeah, those big boys, those big muscly. Haven't seen a jacked kangaroo on the news for a little while.

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You know, there's every now and then someone's like, this absolutely ripped red kangaroo's been spotted. I love them, eh? Next on the show.

Chapter 2: What are the top ways to catch a kangaroo?

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Have a hmm. Well, we're going to have fun and tell you what, fun is very important.

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It's one of the, it is genuinely the reason I live is to have fun, not to raise children or, you know, better the world. I'm just here for a good time. You've been here for a good time and a long time.

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No, well, both. A good long time. I'm very afraid of dying. The problem is most people are lacking fun in their life. This is a study out of America, but I'm sure this would be a global trend.

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228.009 - 240.994 Vaughan

Yeah. Probably being in America would be a bit more miserable. 48%. I'm going to round that up to 50. Half. Half of Americans say that their life is lacking fun. 12% can't even remember the last time they had fun.

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But I guess there's so much, like people are struggling, so much stress at the moment, constant living. I know. Half of them wish that they could do something fun and social daily or at least a few times a week. You've got to make time for just like one little fun thing. It doesn't have to cost money or leave the house or anything. You've got to have things to look forward to, eh?

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When people reflected on the fact that their life is missing fun, their feeling was that they needed 17 extra hours a week to fix that. They're like, that's the average on like, okay, if I could get some time to allocate to fun, how much time would I need? Yeah.

276.249 - 278.392 Vaughan

17 hours a week in addition.

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That's the thing, you work all week and then you finally do get some time off.

281.716 - 281.856 Vaughan

Yeah.

Chapter 3: What is the horse-sized duck debate about?

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It's incredible. Apparently it's amazing. Yeah. Even people who aren't fans of Spider-Man. Fletch, I'll give you a quick catch up. Yeah, because I'm not a fan. Is that one the one with the webs come out of his hands? Nailed it.

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329.272 - 332.898 Hayley

He's the area so he's not a fan. He knows everything about him.

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That's it. So he plays Spider-Man in a different reality where he's like a middle, well, older gentleman now who's like an investigative reporter. I love Nicolas Cage. And so you can watch it in black and white or like Technicolor. Oh, okay. And everyone's saying you've got to watch it in black and white. It's phenomenal in black and white. It was made to be watched in black and white.

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And it's set in like gritty 1930s New York.

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And people are like raving about it.

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Because Nicolas Cage is brilliant.

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He is.

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And he's having a renaissance. Yeah, that movie he did with Pedro Pascal. Oh, God.

362.875 - 365.841 Vaughan

What was that called? Unbearable Way of Talent.

Chapter 4: What are the implications of starting a new life?

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Yeah. And there's this one dermatologist that I follow. And I will say, I'm a dry human being. And he recommended one of the roughness smoothing lotions. buying some roughness. She's rough. A roughness. She's rough. Have they got anything for your cracked heels?

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493.942 - 496.505 Vaughan

Yeah, mate, they will. I get the sycoplast on there.

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Anyway, that's a little additional non-spawn there.

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499.328 - 500.59 Vaughan

Right. Oh, I appreciate it.

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Thank you very much. Well, there is a kangaroo on the loose. Yeah, so it was in Waco, Texas. Correct. I do apologise. I may have insinuated that it was in Australia, but a kangaroo was on the loose in Waco, Texas. Famous for its cult that everybody... Kool-Aid or was it shooting? No, Jim Jones was the Jones down in Mexico. That was the Kool-Aid. And wasn't there a big FBI raid in Waco, Texas?

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Yeah, there was. Shannon's nodding, eh? Shannon is all over. The Branch Davidian cult. Quick. It was one of the longest held FBI shoot-offs. And it was really, really tragic. Great doc on Netflix. A lot of women and children died. Oh, no. Yes, it's really sad. But great doco. Great doco. Riveting doco.

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The Branch Davidian, it was a sort of a tragic 51-day standoff between the religious sect led by David Koresh. He's doing so well with his New Zealand comedy now, though. Oh, no, that's David Koresh who just won the Best Show Award. When you said there's a kangaroo on the loose in Australia, I was like, what? But they're everywhere.

568.881 - 570.284 Hayley

They are on the loose.

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You go to a golf course and they're just there. Get out of the way. It's an Australian kangaroo that now lives in Waco, Texas.

Chapter 5: What are the reasons people feel weird about their relationship status?

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Maybe on a weekend we could say ape at a push. Yeah. And supper onwards is that. Supper. I like this Ricky. I like Ricky. Ricky from Prime Minister. Have we text of the week? No. Ricky Baker. Ricky, thanks to Animates. I've got a $50 voucher for you. Animates making happy happen for bets. Ricky. Someone says that's dunge. 3.45, Dr. Shawnee, that's lunch. That's dinner lunch. Dinner lunch. Nice.

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I mean, I find it a funny term.

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Chapter 6: How do societal expectations affect our views on being single?

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I might allow it. Dinner lunch, lunch. I'd like linner. My mum takes lunch, linner. My mum takes lunch at 3.10 so she can pick me up from the bus stop after school. I eat dinner at 3 o'clock. Sometimes. Oh, she's making the most of her lunch break. Hopefully she's eating before then, though. Yeah.

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2658.454 - 2661.437 Vaughan

But we're weird because we start our days at 4.30.

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Yeah, we eat at different times. But just a normal person. Somebody said 3.45 is when you feed your kids dinner.

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2668.365 - 2670.607 Hayley

Yeah. No time to start a lunch.

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Lunch on a workday is 2 p.m., so I don't have to speak to any of my colleagues, and the afternoon goes faster because I come back and it's already 3 o'clock. Now, I can understand the lunch break, but we're talking about the meal term.

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Yeah.

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My lunch is 3pm.

Chapter 7: What are some common reasons people regret their studies?

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I start work at 8am. That's too late. You start work at 8am, you're going to be having a 12 o'clock lunch. You're going to be so hungry. 3.45 is clearly linner territory, but only just. Once you hit 4 p.m., that's dunch. I think 4 p.m. is too late to even have an unch or a l attached to it.

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4 p.m.

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you have a snack.

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2701.716 - 2702.176 Vaughan

Yeah.

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And then we're going to dinner at 6. Or you're having a charcuterie board or a... Some cheese and crackers with your first wine, you know, on a Saturday. It's snacks. The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's Flesh, Vaughan and Hayley. I don't know. Is it weird? Tell me if it's weird. Maybe it is.

Chapter 8: How does the discussion shift to dumb injuries?

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Maybe it's not. I don't want to ask because then people will think I'm weird. So tell me, is it? Is it weird? It's our new segment, Is It Weird? And you message us, FVHZM, just slide into the DMs with a conundrum, a question. Is this weird?

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2737.426 - 2742.492 Vaughan

It all started with a guy who left his condom on his willy and then we were like, okay, and then this is boring.

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Yeah, that was unanimously weird, by the way, but that's a thing. People do that because they don't want people to have their babies. Anyway.

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Well, guys, I've got a message directly in my DMs, and it's interesting. This is a little bit of a grey area, and I feel like let's give it a go.

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Well, dear listener, you tell us. 9696. Is this weird? Yeah. Okay, she messages.

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I don't know if this is even going to work for Is It Weird? I don't know. Anonymous, please, and please don't judge. We would never.

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We would never.

2770.524 - 2787.066 Vaughan

My husband has recently cheated on me. He came clean immediately and told me everything, all the details. After some work and therapy, I've decided to forgive him. Here's the is it weird part. This is not the first time. This has happened numerous times throughout our 10 year relationship. And despite the damage it does, I love him in our life so much.

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And the idea of leaving him just breaks my heart. So I guess, is it weird that I stay? Wow.

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