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ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 5th May 2026

04 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?

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from the ZM Podcast Network. This is Flesh, Vaughan and Hayley's Big Pod. Thanks to Animates. Making happy happen for pets. Good morning. Welcome to the show. Flesh, Vaughan and Hayley. G'day. Hayley's back in studio. Yeah, I bet I may sound a little bit like I'm slurring. I've had no drinks. I've just got like one side of my tongue's got lots of ulcers on it.

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Chapter 2: How do domestic chores impact men's libido?

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I have no idea what they could be about. You did actually sound a little drunk then. Yeah, it's like, it's because my tongue has like swollen and so it feels so, too wide for the mouth. It's too wide. My teeth and the tongue are not friends.

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Chapter 3: What are the signs of the rat virus?

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Have you not been brushing your teeth? I've been brushing my teeth. How's your mouth hygiene? I think it's alright. I'm just run down. Yeah, it's a sign, isn't it? Ulcers are a run down sign, aren't they? Mmm. Yeah, well, I looked up on AI last night. Oh, what did AI doctor say? Well, Claude said, yeah, I'm aware of your schedule, hon. Like, that's what's going on.

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Chapter 4: Why do creepy buildings feel unsettling?

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Anyway, it'll get better. I've messaged Patsy and I said, can you pop to Kim's warehouse and get me some Bungella? Bungella, get some Bungella on that. Just get a little bit of Bungella going there. Today on the show, more free fuel up for grabs. We'll do that at 8 o'clock this morning with Gas Me Up. The top six, Vaughan. There's a rat virus. Wait, isn't that how the plague started?

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Yeah, well, they carried it, didn't they? Was that mice or rats? The bubonic plague. It was the fleas on the rats. Oh, yep. And the bubonic plague. Were they not using... Protection. What's that stuff you put on your cats? Um... The drops on the back of the neck? Yeah, the drops on the back of the neck. Oh, there's lots of brands.

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There's lots of brands, but there's one like... Show sponsor animates. You can go to... Show sponsor's busy today. We're getting the flea treatment and the Bongella. And the Bongella. Prevecto. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There you go. There's all kinds of stuff you can get. Prevecto, Revolution, Nexgard. For the dogs. So they obviously didn't have that when the bubonic plague was around. No, they didn't.

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So this one, are we worried about this? This is a cruise ship at the moment. Oh, remember when they just had to park them up in the ocean and leave them there to just cove it up? Do you remember when they were just like, good luck on that ship? They didn't let them in. Yeah. And they had like no power and they were sleeping in the hall because it was getting all hot and everyone got COVID.

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Enjoy your hydra slide on top of that boat. Yeah. While you're all dying. Yeah, it sounds awful, but you're not coming on land. Sorry. We'll delve into this with the top six. Yeah, top six signs you've got the rat virus. Next on the show. You know when you see a building and you're like, oh, that looks a bit creepy. Like old and haunted.

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There's some science into why creepy buildings make you feel all creepy. The Fleshborn and Hayley Big Pod. Tell you what's a great website, sciencedaily.com. You know what? At the end of the day, when you're sort of ingesting a lot of reels and crap and TikToks, I go to sciencedaily.com. Oh, you go every day, don't you? Science me up, man.

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Now, there's some pretty stiff stuff on here, but every now and then you find a real good little thing that tickles you, and this one tickled me quite nicely. Why, when you are in some buildings, does it feel creepy? And you're like... You know that feeling? Well, it's just your mind, isn't it? No, it's not. There's an actual... Have you got some creepy music for me, Vaughan?

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I've had creepy music running the whole time. Have you? Oh, yeah, that's good. That's good. It's not Wednesday, so it's not tingly-wingly. It's creepy-weepy. Tuesday. Tuesday.

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Tuesday. Tuesday.

Chapter 5: What romantic stories are shared during the hike discussion?

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See, that's romantic. But how many engagements at the end of hikes? Yeah. Quite a few. Quite a few. Quite a few on big multi-day treks at like the highest point of the trek.

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Chapter 6: How did a heartfelt proposal unfold involving a father?

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They're not happy about that. Well, I'm going to say Golden Gate's more romantic than Zara Changing Rooms. Yeah, even if you had a bitch in the mind about it. I reckon we've got the most romantic one. It's so sad. Okay, go. I lost my father years ago. Where'd you find him again? Vaughan. Vaughan? Put an air tag on him. I got mine microchipped. Vaughan. Vaughan. Apologize. Vaughan. I won't.

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I'm not reading it. I think the message deserved more. Okay. It deserves more respect. No. Sincere apology, Vaughan.

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Chapter 7: What unique experiences do listeners share about celebrities at work?

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I'm sorry. Did you find it? No, I'm not reading it. It's too precious and special. I'll do a buffer one then. My husband gave me... We'll do a buffer one and everyone will forget about the sort of... The terrible comment you made. Yeah, yeah. My... My husband...

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My husband gave me a birthday card in our garage, and then he went to the toilet, and I opened it and said, happy birthday, and by the way, will you marry me? So technically, he proposed in writing while he was taking a dump. Never let him down.

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Chapter 8: What is the peak age for happiness according to the discussion?

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20 years later, been married for 15. Very romantic. Less romantic than Zara changing rooms. Less romantic. But cute. But good on you for lasting the distance. Okay, let's finish up with a really wholesome... Turn his mic off. He has no part in this. Okay, sure. I lost my father years ago and one day my husband said he had a video message from my dad.

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Little did I know, he'd asked my dad's permission for my hand in marriage in the video where my dad was there telling me all the reasons why I should marry him. Then my dad in the video said, look in the top kitchen cupboard and there was a ring still crying. That's a really well-planned treasure hunt. Jeepers. Isn't that a movie? What was that movie where he leaves...

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They leave messages every year. What was that movie? PS I Love You? Yes. That was her husband and he knew he was dying. That's gorgeous. Well done, 905. And we do apologise. Such a beautiful text makes Vaughan seem like a bit of a prick now, doesn't it? Yeah, for not apologising. In the context, she said, I lost my father. We all sort of all know what that means.

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Play ZM's Flesh, Vaughan and Hayley. When was the last time you owned a car and drove it regularly? 14 years ago, 15 years ago. I haven't had a car for so long because I've lived in the city. And what kind of car was it? It was a Honda Prelude. The Honda Prelude's coming back, baby. Did it go off? Honda, yeah. Honda stopped making the Prelude. That thing bloody, that flew.

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You could get to New Plymouth in like three hours. Oh, that's too fast. Well, drive to the conditions and drive to the speed limit. It's a limit, not a target. So, show me this bad boy. What year was it? What year was yours? Fletcher's was in 1992. Was it 1992? How do you know this? I don't even know. Did you spend a lot of time at Warner? Did he drive you around? We called it the Silver Fox.

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We called it the Silver Fox, yeah. Dude, no backseat to speak of. Yeah, oh, that's it. Yeah, here we go. You could squeeze a couple of short kings in the back. Was it a two-door? What did you squeeze? Speaking from experience. Someone squeezed a couple of short kings in the back. You do three. I remember a roadie and there was definitely two in the back. I was like, I'm so sorry.

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Yeah, that's what it looked like, the 1992 Honda Prelude. It just had white mag wheels on it. White mags? Well, it just came like that. Shut up, you paid for that. No, I definitely did not. I didn't pay for anything on that car. The stereo broke, he's not fixing that. Yeah, it got broken into once because I left the faceplate on. Remember when you had to take the faceplate off?

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Oh, you've got to take the faceplate off. They smashed one of those little triangular windows at the back. Very expensive windows to replace those. Stole my swimming bag. Oh, those were the days. Are you going to, does this inspire you? I know you still live in the city, but does this inspire you to get back behind the wheel? Oh, yeah, because, you know, fuel prices the way they are, Hayley.

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It's a perfect time to start driving.

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