Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 24th September 2026

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What is the opening banter and cash‑talk that sets the tone of the episode?

Vaughan 0:00
From the Zidium Podcast Network. It's Flechborne and
Fletcher Christian 0:04
Haley's Little
Vaughan 0:05
Bit A Cod.
Fletcher Christian 0:07
Welcome to a little bit of porn. I've been getting rid of shit on Facebook Marketplace. Not shit, but just like leftover crap that never got used.
Vaughan 0:14
Yeah.
Fletcher Christian 0:14
And uh getting
Vaughan 0:15
some are you getting some monies? Babes. Cash too. Cash. Babes. Love
Hayley Jane Sproul 0:21
cash. Undeclared. I love cash. I went somewhere. I was eating parts. We're a cash free s we're a cash free place. I'm like

Why does the host decide to sell the extra shower rail and hose on Facebook Marketplace?

Hayley Jane Sproul 0:27
Come on. Take a bit of cash. 'Cause
Fletcher Christian 0:29
there was that thing where you'd be like, It's legal tender, you have to accept it, but then they changed it in COVID 'cause they want your manky COVID sneeze cash. So I w one of the things I was selling and I can't remember why I had it, but I've got a I've got the sh a shower an additional shower rail, you know, that the h the h thing would go on.
Vaughan 0:47
Yes.
Fletcher Christian 0:48
That the hand the h handheld thing would go on. Slides up and down slides up and down. And an extra hose. And it's from like a nice brand and it's in the current range and stuff. I
Unknown 0:56
would've kept the extra hose. Yeah same. Because sometimes they go or they get old and tarnished looking.
Fletcher Christian 1:03
I don't have a big shit anymore, you know? And I was like Let's get a new hose. But the rail thing as well, I was like, let's get it. So it put it up, a guy comes over to my house and he's like, Yes, please I want this. I'm I'm I'm gonna give you the cash.

How does the stranger react when the host offers cash for the shower rail?

Fletcher Christian 1:17
Turns up and knock on the door, he's a lovely lovely looking man. He's just a nice gentleman. And I give it to him and he has a little peek around and he's like, Oh, you know, nice house and he's
Hayley Jane Sproul 1:26
Why is everyone that coming around by you shit going nice house and you're like, come on in for a look. Yeah. Because I can tell that's already where this is going. Because it's a nice house. It's a nice house. I
Fletcher Christian 1:34
suppose when you open my front door it's not like It's very it's a lot going on. So I think a lot of people peek their eyes in and I'm all you know, I peacock it. People are like,
Vaughan 1:42
How many dead bodies in this house? Seeing all the taxi dummy?
Fletcher Christian 1:45
And I'm like, come in, I'll show you. Under the floorboards. So no, he goes he was talking about it and he was like, Oh, I'm so glad 'cause we're gonna put this whole range in our house and we're doing a renovation. And I was like, Oh yeah. Yeah, I said I've I I've got it all through the house. And I feel myself and I said, Do you wanna come look at the bathroom? And he was like, Oh my god, could I? Oh. And I was like, Yeah, 'cause then you can you can see the range in play. Like going to a showroom
Hayley Jane Sproul 2:08
but it's your personal house. The thing you're selling is the same brand as all your
Fletcher Christian 2:13
It's the exact same. I've got them in my shower. I just had an extra one for some reason. Oh, because I was gonna put an outdoor shower I was gonna do an extra shower in the garage, but now that that whole thing's changed. So I had this and uh he comes into my bathroom and he's having a look around at the tapware in situ. And I said it's like two, three years since it's been in, you know, so you can really get to see it. Tap on, tap off, a little showroom experience.

What leads the stranger to tour the house and inspect the bathroom fixtures?

Fletcher Christian 2:36
And then I was like, Oh, there's the shower, you know, there's what I just gave you. There's the shower things in there and he pokes his head in. Then he poked his head round the other side, 'cause I've got a I've got a whopping shower, I've got a double.
Yeah.
Fletcher Christian 2:45
And he was like, Oh, you got two. Like, yeah, man, I got two. He was like, Nice and I was like, Do I get in the shower? And he was like, Yeah, man. I was like, it's pretty big. And I get in the shower and I stand under one. Yeah. And he stands under the other shower head, not on. Yeah. Clothed. Yeah. And he's like, This is nice. And he was like, That's good to feel it. And I was like, Yeah, it is good to feel it. His partner wants a double shower.
Vaughan 3:10
Oh, okay. Who wouldn't if you had the space? Yeah. Who wouldn't want a double shower?
Fletcher Christian 3:16
Um And I was supposed to live in that house with a
Vaughan 3:19
with another person, I suppose. Wait, so you've got a man a stranger. Strange man. By the way,
Fletcher Christian 3:25
boyfriend's in the kitchen.
Vaughan 3:26
Yeah.
Hayley Jane Sproul 3:27
Getting
Vaughan 3:27
cucked. Yeah.
Fletcher Christian 3:28
Getting cucked, I'm in the shower with a sweet channel.

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