Aaron Belisle

You can't fool me, lady. That little two-handed bastard ain't mine.

Well, I sent some coat hangers in the mail and I'm just hoping for the best.

Well, I sent some coat hangers in the mail and I'm just hoping for the best.

Well, I sent some coat hangers in the mail and I'm just hoping for the best.

I can stand. We did it doggie style.

I can stand. We did it doggie style.

I can stand. We did it doggie style.

Was it a chihuahua? I finally realized why they call you the golden pony. You like to be on all fours getting pissed on in a horse mask. Okay.

Was it a chihuahua? I finally realized why they call you the golden pony. You like to be on all fours getting pissed on in a horse mask. Okay.

Was it a chihuahua? I finally realized why they call you the golden pony. You like to be on all fours getting pissed on in a horse mask. Okay.

This is a dangerous weapon. It is.

This is a dangerous weapon. It is.

This is a dangerous weapon. It is.

Would you want this inside of you?

Would you want this inside of you?

Would you want this inside of you?

The real land of garbage? The real land.

The real land of garbage? The real land.

The real land of garbage? The real land.

Halloween was fun. I like to scare kids. I didn't dress up or anything. I just tell them when I was a kid I didn't eat my vegetables. I was handing out onions and shit saying, if you don't want to look like me, you better eat that.