Aaron Belisle

Nope, other left.

Yeah, ever since I became, you know, embraced the power of being an old black man that I met ten minutes ago, I... I've been going to Ross Dress for less a lot.

I'm good at basketball.

I'm not racist at all.

This isn't racist at all.

Check this shit out.

Drop back.

Take it.

Yeah, get ready for this shit.

Get ready for this shit.

For no reason whatsoever.

Uh-huh.

I had a one night stand and six weeks later she texts me saying she's pregnant. Bullshit, I wore protection. And no, I didn't put the condom on my hand to protect her from Mr. Scratchy. I knew she was lying because we only had sex once and I checked and I had a full bag of goop. I brought my condoms home with me and inspected them because you can't trust these hoes.

I had a one night stand and six weeks later she texts me saying she's pregnant. Bullshit, I wore protection. And no, I didn't put the condom on my hand to protect her from Mr. Scratchy. I knew she was lying because we only had sex once and I checked and I had a full bag of goop. I brought my condoms home with me and inspected them because you can't trust these hoes.

I had a one night stand and six weeks later she texts me saying she's pregnant. Bullshit, I wore protection. And no, I didn't put the condom on my hand to protect her from Mr. Scratchy. I knew she was lying because we only had sex once and I checked and I had a full bag of goop. I brought my condoms home with me and inspected them because you can't trust these hoes.

This lady poked holes in my condoms? I have pictures. She's a lunatic? I don't even have money. I'm just a middle class retarded guy like you. Drake puts hot sauce in his condoms and ties them up so this doesn't happen, but I can't tie and not so next time I'm using fucking lighter fluid. She thought she could outsmart me. Nah, I knew what to do. I told her cerebral palsy is hereditary.

This lady poked holes in my condoms? I have pictures. She's a lunatic? I don't even have money. I'm just a middle class retarded guy like you. Drake puts hot sauce in his condoms and ties them up so this doesn't happen, but I can't tie and not so next time I'm using fucking lighter fluid. She thought she could outsmart me. Nah, I knew what to do. I told her cerebral palsy is hereditary.

This lady poked holes in my condoms? I have pictures. She's a lunatic? I don't even have money. I'm just a middle class retarded guy like you. Drake puts hot sauce in his condoms and ties them up so this doesn't happen, but I can't tie and not so next time I'm using fucking lighter fluid. She thought she could outsmart me. Nah, I knew what to do. I told her cerebral palsy is hereditary.

You can't fool me, lady. That little two-handed bastard ain't mine.

You can't fool me, lady. That little two-handed bastard ain't mine.