Aaron Weakley

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2,603 appearances 13 recordings 1 series first heard Jun 2025 last heard 4 Nov

Aaron Weakley’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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The driver's not and the passenger's not, but everyone in the back seat is hammered.
Everyone's passed out except for me.
I had to go pee so badly.
I'm hammered.
I grab a Gatorade bottle.
and I stand up, hand on the roof, and I start peeing in the Gatorade bottle.
Three quarters of the way through my pee, the back of the van goes, and we're doing 80.
Snow ice or just?
Black ice.
Oh.
The back of the van goes, and he overcorrects.
I'm still standing up, hands still on top, and we hit the side bank and started flipping, and everything slowed down.
We landed.
Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude.
Those big seats.
How no one got decapitated.
We all landed a pile.
And my first instinct, just like what happens when someone crashes, first of all, I was naked.
I was naked, so I was so confused because you hit and you're like, why am I naked?
So my first feeling was embarrassment.
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