Aaron Weakley
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
The driver's not and the passenger's not, but everyone in the back seat is hammered.
Everyone's passed out except for me.
I had to go pee so badly.
I grab a Gatorade bottle.
and I stand up, hand on the roof, and I start peeing in the Gatorade bottle.
Three quarters of the way through my pee, the back of the van goes, and we're doing 80.
The back of the van goes, and he overcorrects.
I'm still standing up, hands still on top, and we hit the side bank and started flipping, and everything slowed down.
Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude.
How no one got decapitated.
We all landed a pile.
And my first instinct, just like what happens when someone crashes, first of all, I was naked.
I was naked, so I was so confused because you hit and you're like, why am I naked?
So my first feeling was embarrassment.