Abbie Chatfield

Guys, long story short for those who missed it on Adam and my first date with Adam, best date of my life.

We went home.

He was playing guitar.

We were very fucked up, right?

We were very drunk and I rarely get drunk.

Off our heads, three in the morning, seven hour long date.

And he asked me with the same vigour that you would ask for aioli at an RSL.

He said, can I get a little bit ahead, which is very funny.

I didn't think, uh-oh, I could have been a slut here.

I didn't think so.

And I also didn't think this guy is tacky, gross and creepy.

I just thought I have thrush and also my period.

So I thought if I suck your dick then it's not I'm going to want to fuck you and I can't do it.

Actually, maybe I did think I'll end up being a slut here realistically.

So he says avoid being explicit about sex and keep in the back of your mind how much women love sex.

So don't talk about sex but constantly think bitches love to fuck.

Oh, these chicks, they want my dick but never say it.

Don't let it out.

Just with your eyes convey that you are thinking about sex.

What women like is the next subheading.