Abby Wambach

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3,503 appearances 32 recordings 5 series first heard Dec 2024 last heard 3d ago

Abby Wambach’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Recordings per month over the last 12 months — 25 in all, peaking in Sep 2026 with 7.

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Like, get your shit in a pile.

The people behind me are like, yeah, this is I mean, why isn't he in the system if he was born here?

And I'm like, yeah.

So I'm getting a little vocal and they keep looking.

They keep looking.

Anyway, they finally find him.

And I'm like, well, thank you.

At which point they announced to me and the whole line, because obviously they're very annoyed, too, that that is not, in fact, my son's birthday.

Oh my God.

And that is why they couldn't find him because they didn't know his birthday.

Wrong info.

I know what he was doing when he left the room.

He had to go talk to the other nurses and be like, she's infected her child with spray tan orange.

He's like, you know that orange chick that just walked in?

She's like, you know, see that fluorescent orange that's around your kid's mouth.

Well, this is a good segue because this is kind of like we're now easing into body functions, body parts of mortified stories.

And we're going to hear, I think, a few of them in voicemails from pod squatters.

But mine happened when I was about 14 years old.

I got off the bus.

Oh, God.

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