Abby Wambach
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
And I, for no ascertainable reason, proceed to go into a diatribe in which I said, I promise you the things I said were true.
Don't judge us.
This is not going to be his name.
We would never choose this name.
It's the most pretentious name I have ever heard.
I'm mortified by it.
It's dripping with waspiness.
I am allergic to this name.
So don't judge me when I tell you.
Okay.
She says, well, what's the name?
I say Jeeves.
At which point she pulls the dog into the Zoom screen and says, this is Jeeves.
So that sucked.
And so then I'm doing the thing where I am trying to dig myself out of the hole instead of just like not digging anymore.
And I, if you can possibly believe it, I make it worse for all of us, including the Jeeveses.
And-
That is the story of why we're getting audited this year.
Because that's what John said when I told the story.
He's like, why would you say any of that?