Abigoliah Schamaun

And it was right when I started dating Tom.

And Tom and I were in the throes of passion where you just have sex all the time.

And one time we were like doing the whole like let's have sex but half dressed.

And Tom just stops and goes, you have to take off your shirt because John is staring at me.

I was wearing John's darkroom shirt and Tom's like, I can't do this.

Which one?

Oh, I wore that shirt a lot.

I did wear it out.

Tell them the other one.

I expect a check in the mail.

So for the episode today, you said you wanted your theme to be set it and forget it.

Like, do you have an app that's like this many steps as the Eiffel Tower?

God, you sound like a 30-something-year-old Midwestern housewife on a diet.

Just rice cakes and cold cuts.

Oh, I take back what I said.

I'm picturing my mother's, whenever my mother was on Jenny Craig, those like styrofoamy rice cakes.

Yeah, well, then you have room for, like, sometimes when I dream of living in a bigger place, I'm like, I can just have a room of stuff.

Like, in America, it's not a big thing here, but basements.

My mom just has an unfinished basement, meaning, like, there's no carpet.

And there's just, you know, all of our old stuff downstairs, like, you know, from when we were kids, old cookbooks.