ACC Head G Lane

It comes with some risks, obviously.

Obviously, we haven't met you.

We don't know what you're likely to do or your potential to do something.

So high risk for us.

I mean, we've had some history in accreditation passes being rescinded for behavioural issues, mainly around Lee Hart at Eden Park in the Cricket World Cup.

Joe Drury at the Hagley Oval with his media pass, flouting it in the Hadley stand.

So I don't know if we'd be able to get away with that.

You'd need to send us your credentials.

Oh, actually offer something.

So 500 US for the ticket.

Jesus Christ.

Yeah, it did.

Because apparently he didn't have on-field accreditation.

That was the least of his worries because the week before he'd been biffed out of Eden Park after we sent him home after he had a big night and we sent him home early and then he decided to do a lap of Eden Park and

got embroiled in a kids' cricket match up in the foyer of Eden Park and was hitting balls around and making a bit of a racket and creating a scene in security.

He was in his full ACC uniform with his quotation that said, commentator, and he was marched out of the car.

We'll never know the result of that kids' cricket match.

Yeah, he was in good shape.

I mean, he hadn't landed the plane, and we put him in the direction of the landing strip to land it, and he decided to do another flyby.

I don't think Russell Kurtz hates New Zealand so much.