Adair
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#2775 Below Deck Down Under S03E08: Bat’s Entertainment!
She's like, ah! Look at that, and that's a turtle.
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#2775 Below Deck Down Under S03E08: Bat’s Entertainment!
She's like, me too. You know, turtles drive pickup trucks.
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#2775 Below Deck Down Under S03E08: Bat’s Entertainment!
Yeah, it's pretty cool.
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#2775 Below Deck Down Under S03E08: Bat’s Entertainment!
And Adair's like, I like things and writing.
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#2775 Below Deck Down Under S03E08: Bat’s Entertainment!
And like, oh my God, what is it? What the fuck is it?
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#2775 Below Deck Down Under S03E08: Bat’s Entertainment!
So Adair's like, Captain, Captain Adair, I'm off on the tender, headed to the marina.
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#2768 Below Deck Down Under S03E07: Letters From a Go-Go Poet
Ah! I really don't know what's going on. What are you trying to say to me? You have to give me a little bit more context.
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#2768 Below Deck Down Under S03E07: Letters From a Go-Go Poet
Oh, they rhyme. Yeah, I got that. I know about that. Okay, back to work.
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#2768 Below Deck Down Under S03E07: Letters From a Go-Go Poet
How can there be more to it? I used to date a guy named Bill and I also dated another guy named Will. It was the most confusing shit I ever heard in my life. Is that what's happening to you? Yeah, one time I was texting a guy named Bob and a guy named Rob. Turned out they're the same person. How does someone named Bob... How do they have two different nicknames? Bob and Rob.
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#2768 Below Deck Down Under S03E07: Letters From a Go-Go Poet
Why don't you choose one? You know what I'm saying?
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#2768 Below Deck Down Under S03E07: Letters From a Go-Go Poet
What the fuck? Turns out Bill and Will are also the same nickname. What the hell?
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#2768 Below Deck Down Under S03E07: Letters From a Go-Go Poet
Oh, God, I was so confused when I watched The Hobbit. I was like, Bilbo Baggins, that's like half the guys I just dated.
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#2768 Below Deck Down Under S03E07: Letters From a Go-Go Poet
He's like, no, no, you won't make me feel... I come from the world of mudding.
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#2768 Below Deck Down Under S03E07: Letters From a Go-Go Poet
Oh, thanks. You know, well, we still have a lot of time to go slow, so let's go slow.
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#2768 Below Deck Down Under S03E07: Letters From a Go-Go Poet
No! Swing that jet ski back around the corner there, please.
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#2768 Below Deck Down Under S03E07: Letters From a Go-Go Poet
Yeah, I showered and washed my hair. It was real nice. I was trying to get more mud into it, honestly, but I couldn't do it.
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#2768 Below Deck Down Under S03E07: Letters From a Go-Go Poet
I thought I do, but I don't know. I don't know how well that's working out for me. I mean, this is probably time for me to switch it up. She's like, what's your type? I don't know, like a redneck vibe.
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#2768 Below Deck Down Under S03E07: Letters From a Go-Go Poet
Yeah, exactly like that. That's perfect. I love that.
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#2768 Below Deck Down Under S03E07: Letters From a Go-Go Poet
Yeah, that's perfect. That sounds like the dream. Sweat stains, bald hair, booger rockets, you know, typical guy.
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#2768 Below Deck Down Under S03E07: Letters From a Go-Go Poet
Hey, you ever see Panic Room? Remember how Dwight Yoakam looked in that movie? That was so fucking hot.
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#2768 Below Deck Down Under S03E07: Letters From a Go-Go Poet
She's like, oh, I see your inner thigh hair, and I couldn't even imagine eating my cake and turning over and having that silver crotch in my face. No, thank you.
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#2768 Below Deck Down Under S03E07: Letters From a Go-Go Poet
Can you include something that involves ducks and dynasties?
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#2785 Below Deck Down Under S03E09: Foaming at the Mouth
So, you know, I'm going to give him that slow treatment like middle school. First, you're going to walk the hallway with each other.
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#2785 Below Deck Down Under S03E09: Foaming at the Mouth
As opposed to like Lisa Rinna being like, never have I ever gone to a Kurt Lagerfeld show.
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#2785 Below Deck Down Under S03E09: Foaming at the Mouth
And then Adair's like, I'm not playing these games with y'all. You're all too fucking berserk. It's going to rain. I'm going to go inside, guys.
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#2785 Below Deck Down Under S03E09: Foaming at the Mouth
No! Four-wheelers, you fucking pussy! What are we supposed to do? Go on a date?
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#2785 Below Deck Down Under S03E09: Foaming at the Mouth
Question. Since we're in Europe, do they got one of those big dinosaurs made of cars that eats other cars? Like, maybe Pujols, since we're here?