Adam Burke

This robot is amazing.

I don't know if you saw this robot.

It's amazing.

They can program it to do just about anything except watch the Melania documentary.

It just shorts out.

If there's going to be robot teachers, that implies there's going to be robot substitute teachers.

Like, instead of your regular, like, cool robot, one of those little delivery ones comes in and just starts bumping against all the walls while you screw off.

I feel there should be a reality show about that.

Were they tipped off when she handed out the roses?

She kept them in the vase and then just broke them over people's heads?

Yeah, exactly.

Is that what they always want to do?

You know what helps you build abs?

Ducking chairs.

It seems that you're suggesting that there's some marketing company whose client is Spring.

Spring is your client.

What do those boardroom meetings look like?

Just like an Alec Baldwin bunny rabbit yelling at you because the numbers are down?

Pretty much.

Whenever I've seen a kid misbehaving on a plane, I thought, you know what that kid needs is a bed to jump on.