Adam Buxton

And also I have to deliver a package.

I have to drop off an album by someone else.

You haven't been hired by delivery because they've seen you pass and been sort of spotted like a talent spotter.

Yeah.

No, I'm trying to do a favor for a friend who knows that I know this famous musician and has said, do you think that you can get an album signed because my son's teacher is a really big fan?

Shit.

And so I'm thinking, not really.

But then I want to be helpful.

You know, I want to be the kind of person who goes, yeah, no problem.

Fine.

Sketchy.

I had to find a copy of the album, buy it.

The only copy I could find was like a quite an expensive re-release.

And then I had to package it all up.

And then I have to arrange for a FedEx delivery to this artist so that they can sign it.

And it was just like, this is a whole day's work.

I had to figure out, I'd never actually sent anything with FedEx before.

First of all, I turned up at a corner shop that had a FedEx sign outside of it with the package and said, can I send this by FedEx?

And he's like, well, you need to do it online and print out a label.

And I was like, ah, damn it.