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Adam Carolla

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Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek (Carolla Classics)

It gets caught between the car seats.

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek (Carolla Classics)

Yeah, but stoners never use the Latin.

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek (Carolla Classics)

No one has ever done the, ah, no more rolling papers.

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek (Carolla Classics)

And, by the way, any good stoner would be able to roll a joint in the box if the rolling papers came with it.

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek (Carolla Classics)

It should turn into a pipe when you're done.

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek (Carolla Classics)

with the last rolling paper but yeah you want to be in a business where people just your shit goes bad and people just throw it away all the time that's why you know i was you know like when when toilet when tping houses was all the in vogue you know in the 50s or the 60s or the people that made charmin must have been over the moon like we were using this two sheets at a time on people's asses now they're taking whole rolls and just chucking them at the dean's house i

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek (Carolla Classics)

This is awesome for us.

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek (Carolla Classics)

It's no different than, you know, Upjohn or Pfizer with Vicodin.

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek (Carolla Classics)

This is great.

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek (Carolla Classics)

It could be prescribed two, three pills at a time by a dentist for root canal, or we could have the whole, you know, McKenzie Phillips taking 100 a day.

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek (Carolla Classics)

Just every nut job and or...

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek (Carolla Classics)

Uh, the guys who make Sudafed, you know, we could wait for people to have a, you know, hay fever or we, every meth head in the world could take this thing and be crushing it up in their labs, you know, boxes at a time.

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek (Carolla Classics)

I mean, so whatever business you get in horseradish, yeah, you get one out of the horseradish squeeze thing.

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek (Carolla Classics)

And then nine months later, when you go for it again, it's all dried up and bad and you have to toss it away.

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek (Carolla Classics)

So that's what, that's what you want.

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek (Carolla Classics)

A business where the shit goes bad and at the key.

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek (Carolla Classics)

Exactly.

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek (Carolla Classics)

Right.

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek (Carolla Classics)

I mean, like, what percentage of eggs have broken after they've been purchased and never been consumed?

Adam Carolla Show
Dave Dameshek (Carolla Classics)

What percentage of eggs have been thrown at a car?