Adam Carolla

You know what I mean?

That's what you want.

You want a business where people are using your shit for something other than what it's intended for.

Now, my brother-in-law, Mickey, in terms of the policies...

You know, I did the and the airlines, you know, it's all this nobody's going to pay for.

The airlines are on a shoestring budget and all that kind of shit.

I have this thing, you know, when they started saying, look, if you want to check a third bag, it's going to cost you 50 bucks.

Or if it's going to if it's going to you want to check a second bag, it costs this.

Or if it's over a certain amount of weight, it's going to cost you that or whatever the policy was for the airline.

And people were outraged.

They were just like, God, like the idea that you asked them that you said to them, you the first two bags are free.

But if you want to bring a third bag, you're going to have to pay for that one.

And it's like you basically fisted them with a hand that had been rolled in thumbtacks.

And my feeling was, hey, fucker, it's about weight.

It's all about weight and fuel.

Jet fuel is super expensive.

The more the plane weighs, the more fuel it takes to take it off and to fly it.

Pure and simple.

So if there's a fat guy sitting next to you and he's got nine bags and he didn't pay for any of those bags and you're skinny and you have your backpack, then you are paying for

for him.