Adam Carolla

Believe me, you're paying for him.

You're paying for him, not the airline's not paying for him.

They've adjusted your ticket to compensate for Lardass and his fucking menagerie that he travels with.

Do you see what I'm saying?

Yeah, that's a decent point, except for all the sodium in it, which bloats you and makes you actually heavier during that flight.

But yeah, it's a decent plan.

So my point is...

Here's my usual flight.

My usual flight is I fly into Vegas in the morning, do some business, and fly out that afternoon or evening, literally wearing the same clothes I was wearing the day before, which I would have been doing anyway, as we discuss, until I switch over to my denim smock plant.

I'm going with a full denim duster, by the way.

But I literally don't even have a bag of toiletries.

Half the time, I'm not even going to a hotel room.

I'm just doing some business and coming back.

I do a lot of quick hit stuff.

Why the fuck should I pay for the guy in his third bag?

And you've decided that you needed a third bag to travel with.

Don't bring the third bag or pay the fucking 50 bucks is my deal.

First off, nobody mandated you need to travel with a trifecta of bags.

You've decided you needed a third bag filled with shit.

It's all about weight.