Adam Carolla

Or she's... Or she's a product.

I saw... Well...

Yes, she's a product.

I used to get in these big arguments with all the guys at the Man Show.

It's like, you don't get it.

She's a product.

But if she just went to your high school, just was a high school student at the high school you went to, she wouldn't be in the top 10% of hot chicks.

She's put through the mill.

And then her voice...

if the talent show wouldn't be in the top 10%.

And then I was watching a Britney Spears special a million years ago, and she fucking had the headphone on, and she ran up a whole flight of stairs in her boots, like chugged up the stairs, never missed a beat, and you didn't hear her inhale or anything.

It's like, bitch, you just climbed to the top of the Sears Tower and didn't inhale.

If I'm choreographing that thing, I'm like, look, we get it.

It's lip syncing.

You're singing to a track.

Fine.

But you sprinting up a flight of stairs and go-go boots without ever having this takes the audience out.

Yeah.

We are now shining a light on this thing.

So that's why I'm plugging boys to men.