Adam Carolla
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
I need the newer cast of MASH.
Because he had a full-blown Jew fro.
Now, this isn't Vietnam.
You know what guys in the military looked like in 1951?
Yeah, I mean, it's nobody.
This is what I've said.
Carnival barkers and guys from cartoons who tied women to train tracks.
Those are the only ones that had mustaches back then.
Nobody had a fucking big bushy mustache, big bushy Jew fro.
Nobody fucking had that back then.
In 1950, it was all pomade and hair.
And in the military, especially, nobody had that.
Taking it a step further, Hot Lips Houlihan, later on with the kind of frosted gray feathered, you know, sort of gray, silver fox, fair faucet, you know, round styling brush and the fucking blow dryer.
That's how you know you've arrived as a sitcom, by the way, where you just go, fuck it.
It's supposed to be 1957, but Donnie Most goes, fuck it, I'm trying to get laid.
I'm going to have a big feathered back, bushy, blow-dried hair.