Adam Carolla
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But I think she thinks she's going to blow her voice out.
The other thing I feel like doing to, I feel like I want to pull Celine Dion aside and go, look, you're married to this old fuck.
You're richer and shit.
You're not hot.
You don't have to pretend anymore.
It's okay.
You're skinny, but you're not hot.
So you don't have to take all the glamour shots and all the stuff and everything.
It's all right.
You're not hot.
You're a kajillionaire.
Well, this is me climbing into the back of the limo, continuing the diatribe.
Where are you going?
But every time I see a picture of her, I just want to go to her.
You're not hot.
But it's all right.
You can sing like an angel and you have $200 million in the bank.
Don't worry about it.
Don't put so much pressure on yourself.
It was just a shot from behind her head.