Adam Carolla
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
It was very upsetting.
I can believe it.
All right.
So soccer sucks.
But here's the thing.
They wanted me to play because they thought it was like safer and it was European.
Yeah, it's more evolved.
More evolved.
That's it.
I said no.
I'm not down with that.
So they had no interest in football and they had no interest in sports because it wasn't evolved.
Football's Neanderthals like dragging their knuckles and my –
My grandmother would even spill into this weird world when I was Sonny's age.
It would be like sort of homoerotic world, but she'd go like, these big he-men patting each other on the bottom, patting each other on the bottom.
They're supposed to be he-men.
And it was like, okay, Grandma, thanks for making it weird.
Men in their underwear.
Yeah, I do like – it is so funny when people do a thing.