Adam Carolla
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Podcast Appearances
Yeah, to put my nanny on waiver, she was picked up by Jewish family in the Santa Monica area.
They gave her a look, but they cut her, too.
She had a cup of coffee in the game, but they kicked her down.
Yep, yep, yep.
Triple A. She's now nannying semi-retarded adults, you know, trying to get by.
She's got to make a living.
She keeps saying she's getting back in the game.
We have pussy on the stage right now, everybody.
Oh, there's a cat.
There's a random cat on the stage.
All right.
You know, normally when you have pussy on the stage, it's... It's a good thing.
Well, we got the ping pong ball, so we're halfway.
Yeah.
We're halfway to a Vietnamese whorehouse.
I'm actually scared, because as a dwarf, a house cat can be a predator for my people.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, like if that cat decides, he'll be sitting in the first chair instead of me.
I can't put up much of a fight.
No, no, that's a formidable... It's really no different than a full-size puma coming at me.