Adam Carolla
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Podcast Appearances
Scale-wise.
I think the problem is that both mice and dwarves scurry.
Yeah, and they go after scurriers.
Yes, so if I started running, it would be triggered and be like, that's my prey.
And then you guys would do nothing.
If a cat picked me up and just walked out the door, you would do fucking nothing.
No, no, hold on, hold on.
You don't know my audience, Brad.
They would film it.
Oh, okay.
Are you kidding?
That'd be a viral TikTok.
The internet would explode if there's a cat dragging your limp corpse out of this building.
Yeah, a cat would pick me up and then you'd be like, that feeling you get when a cat drags off a dwarf and then you do the Jon Hamm dance in the nightclub.
That's what you all would do.
If you get that joke, that's a fucking great joke.
Okay.
Well, let me say this in terms of scurrying.
Okay.
Because I do have a thought.