Adam Carolla

There are animals that do not have a middle speed.

It's like a cockroach is either still or running 1,000 miles an hour.

You don't see jogging cockroaches.

They don't sashay.

They don't jog.

You don't see like, oh, I turned on the light in the kitchen in the middle of the night, and I saw this one cockroach sort of moving at a decent clip, but not really all out.

Yeah.

It's all trying to set a record in the 40 with the nanny combine, which, by the way, we'll get into later.

Because my nanny put up 225 18 times.

That's amazing.

It's a solid blue chipper.

cats don't really scurry I mean they take off cockroaches are either sedentary or they're gone alligators don't move for months and then are on top of you I've never seen a dwarf go in half speed I've never seen a jogging dwarf I feel like you guys are dead you're ice sculptures or you're fucking Speedy Gonzalez cow

You have figured out a stereotype about my people beyond just making cookies.

We are not... I'm very triggered by all the holiday decorations.

I feel like I should be working at something different.

I see holiday decorations.

I'm like, is there a train that needs to be put together somewhere?

I feel like it's my instinct kicking in.

People make a lot of jokes at Brad's expense just because he lives in a tree.

But I defend you, Brad.