Adam Carolla

Just magically, I was I was into sports.

I was crazy, nutty in the sport.

So my entire day would just be playing football or wrestling somebody on my lawn or throwing a dirt clod at somebody or something.

I never I couldn't read and I never tried.

Like the idea of a comic book.

or a baseball card or something.

It all seemed like nonsense to me.

It seemed like just a waste of my time.

I wanted to be on my BMX bike setting up a ramp somewhere in a front yard and airborne.

Doing something.

Doing something.

I had no concept of sitting, hey, here's a comic book or here's a book on something or sitting inside or anything that didn't have to do with something physical.

So my family, of course...

I could remember my mother and my grandmother talking about soccer and the virtues of soccer and wanting me to play soccer and things like that.

Sunny, you hate soccer, right?

Okay.

Really?

But other than that, it's a very dynamic sport.

Other than the watching and the playing part, both sucking.

But if you're somewhere in between, if there's a third category, we can vibe.