Adam Friedland

things ever.

The announcement of the death of Osama bin Laden by John Cena.

I feel goddamn proud to be an American.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Could you, like, do you ever see yourself announcing something like a historic like that to a crowd?

I would say no.

I'm not really a...

political guy you know what i'm saying it's a historic well it's not political to not like osama bin laden no i you're like oh i don't have i don't have a take on osama bin laden osama bin laden's bad i think that's an easy take to have yeah you could have it but there's uh there's a lot of stuff going on that's like not great right now i'm just saying like if there's a historic moment something historic like that happens like you're the face of the of the friend the company sure so they'd have you go out there announce it

I don't know if I'm the right guy for that.

Also, you're the best at promos.

All right.

Do you want to try to announce the death of President Donald Johnson?

We're here in Winston-Salem, North Carolina.

Does that feel like representation for you?

Is that like Wakanda for you?

One day I could be the Secretary of Education.

Can't wait.

If I learn what the difference is between South Africa and Australia.

I've got to be so honest with you, I still don't know.

Dude, you're such a fucking Long Island piece of shit.