Adrian Childs

I took a cauliflower back.

99p.

This annoys me about cauliflowers as well.

It looks a good size, peeled all the leaves off, and I'd struggle to make cauliflower cheese for one with it.

I mean, it is a problem with cauliflowers, isn't it?

Which I know isn't the point of the teller.

Sometimes they're all leaves and no sort of white bit.

I mean, you can cook the leaves, but you buy a cauliflower for the florets, don't you?

Unfortunately, I don't believe Nature has a complaints department.

OK, well, we'll see about that.

I'm sure we can find one.

Funnily enough, I nearly took a potato bag because I bought some friends for dinner and I bought the bag of potatoes from the local shop.

pulled out one of the potato put my hand in the bag to pull out one of the potatoes and my my fingers went straight through the middle of it oh they don't want that and but then i literally i was like i'm going to go storming back and i thought hang on a minute it is disgusting but i mean the other 10 potatoes in there were all right so i calmed down a bit but i'm you know

What happened to Mycroft?

You've left us all on tenterhooks, Adrian.

Well, I'm delighted to say they were quite surprised I'd taken it back.

His 99p cauliflower.

But they let me pick one I was happy with and sent me on my way.

Now, this is my favourite one of the whole lot, the next one.

I've got a story about when I first bought Durex ever.