Ahsan Ahmad
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
I think the darkest thing going on with Kanye West is his diamond-encrusted swastika chain.
Yeah, things are going pretty good.
Yeah, you know, I'm excited to have a new special out.
It's my first one, and yeah, I'm just happy about it.
I remember the first time I caught my parents fucking.
My mom had to sit me down and give me the talk.
She says, son, when a man and a woman love each other very much, they buy a ball gag.
And I said, mom, put a shirt on.
And while my mom went to put a shirt on, my dad came to give me the same talk.
And I found out the other day that I look autistic because I went to the Olive Garden and the waitress handed me crayons and paper.
And I was trying to explain to her that that's dehumanizing.
But dehumanizing is really hard to pronounce when you're chewing on a fistful of crayons.
And have a ball gag in your mouth.
I started in Cedar Rapids, Iowa.