Ahsan Ahmad
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
I moved out here about four months ago.
And I don't do stand-up comedy.
I've been doing that for the nine months since I started as well.
It's plugged in, so I think we'll be just fine.
I saw the most beautiful thing today.
I saw a homeless man playing guitar to a homeless woman.
It was homeless love, or as we call it in Austin, love.
And I imagine what that homeless love song would sound like.
And I think that folks, it would sound a little something like this.
Girl, you have the three prettiest teeth this world has ever seen.
You make me want to bend this used needle right into a wedding ring.
And I like other girls, because other girls would never try to street fight a pigeon.
Or rummage through the trash by chewing through the bag.
But she's a little bit different.
She said her name was Is it French?