Ahsan Ahmad
๐ค SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Cause I love it She's the only woman I have ever met Whose love language is masturbating in public
I bet they say cute shit in that song.
They spell it out, you know what I mean?
Like, the L in love is for heroin.
The O in love is for heroin.
The V in love is for violence.
And they don't know that there's an E in love.
They say cute shit like, for our anniversary, I'll get you a loud metal rack.
That you can bang on if it gets too quiet and the voices come back.
I love that every inch of your skin's a different color.
And I love how every one of your mess sores feels like rubber And you have the prettiest, laziest eyes And when you defecate, you pick it up just to throw it at other guys The world is ours, I know that it is We can write our initials on the sidewalk with piss
Or maybe we can start a family and give birth to a miscarriage.
Thank you very much, folks.
Once I was talking to a girl at a bar, and I thought it was going okay, but she threw a drink in my face.