Ahsan Ahmad
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KILL TONY
#752 - TOMMY POPE + STEVE BYRNE
There's $30 of roofies in there.
KILL TONY
#752 - TOMMY POPE + STEVE BYRNE
So the problem with that joke is I don't know if that's the right amount of money to say.
KILL TONY
#752 - TOMMY POPE + STEVE BYRNE
I would never catcall a lady because that would give away my position.
KILL TONY
#752 - TOMMY POPE + STEVE BYRNE
No, I would never stalk a woman either because I feel like it'd be boring after like an hour, you know?
KILL TONY
#752 - TOMMY POPE + STEVE BYRNE
Like, oh, she's going to the grocery store.
KILL TONY
#752 - TOMMY POPE + STEVE BYRNE
Oh, she's going to the police station.
KILL TONY
#752 - TOMMY POPE + STEVE BYRNE
I had a thing that I was going to say, but I just want to shout out Yehi.
KILL TONY
#752 - TOMMY POPE + STEVE BYRNE
She messaged me on Hinge like a year ago.
KILL TONY
#752 - TOMMY POPE + STEVE BYRNE
And she was just like, where can I get on stage in Houston?
KILL TONY
#752 - TOMMY POPE + STEVE BYRNE
And I didn't see her for months.
KILL TONY
#752 - TOMMY POPE + STEVE BYRNE
I just told her all my places.