Ahsan Ahmad
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KILL TONY
#752 - TOMMY POPE + STEVE BYRNE
This girl got chia seeds and kale.
KILL TONY
#752 - TOMMY POPE + STEVE BYRNE
I'm like, I can't afford that shit.
KILL TONY
#752 - TOMMY POPE + STEVE BYRNE
Kale's like $10 a bushel nowadays, dude.
KILL TONY
#752 - TOMMY POPE + STEVE BYRNE
And I don't like chia seeds, man.
KILL TONY
#752 - TOMMY POPE + STEVE BYRNE
I overheard a lesbian talking to her friend about how she's going to spice up her relationship.
KILL TONY
#752 - TOMMY POPE + STEVE BYRNE
And she's like, yeah, we're getting a fleshlight for our dildo.
KILL TONY
#752 - TOMMY POPE + STEVE BYRNE
She was, like, on the sidewalk, and it wasn't a real car.
KILL TONY
#752 - TOMMY POPE + STEVE BYRNE
It was, like, a much smaller car, like, kind of odd-looking.
KILL TONY
#752 - TOMMY POPE + STEVE BYRNE
And on the back of her window, it said, toys are just like real boys.
KILL TONY
#752 - TOMMY POPE + STEVE BYRNE
I've never done it in front of people.
The William Montgomery Show
Ehsan Ahmad | The William Montgomery Show Ep. 215
Okay, living that life.
The William Montgomery Show
Ehsan Ahmad | The William Montgomery Show Ep. 215
Yeah, it's not good.