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The William Montgomery Show

Ehsan Ahmad | The William Montgomery Show Ep. 215

15 Jan 2026

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Transcript generated automatically by AI and may contain errors.

Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

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Recorded live in Austin, Texas, USA. It's the William Montgomery Show. Starring William Montgomery. With the Tony Chin Orchestra. The William Montgomery Junior Dancers. This week, Rattlesnake Dave. A performance by the Great Gorbini. And a mysterious loaf of raisin bread. And now, here he is, the big red machine, the Memphis Strangler, William Montgomery!

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40.842 - 42.665 Unknown

Sorry, Ahsan, I woke up about 30 minutes ago.

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42.826 - 51.521 Ahsan Ahmad

Okay, living that life. Yeah, it's not good. Yeah, I've gotten into the zone of waking up early, and I woke up today at like 8 o'clock. Oh, my gosh.

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52.202 - 54.485 Unknown

That's wonderful. When did you go to sleep last night?

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55.066 - 58.932 Ahsan Ahmad

Like 1 o'clock. So a good seven hours. Oh, that's really good. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

59.292 - 65.501 Unknown

Oh, my gosh. Yeah, my ass is on the schedule that it's like go to sleep at 5 a.m.

67.184 - 69.667 Ahsan Ahmad

Yeah, I used to be on that schedule. That's most comic schedule.

69.928 - 72.271 Unknown

I know. That's probably most of people's schedule.

72.291 - 81.012 Ahsan Ahmad

Yeah, I had to train myself. Because I just feel like when I do stuff during the day, I feel more accomplished.

Chapter 2: What experiences does Ehsan Ahmad share about getting boo'd at comedy shows?

82.695 - 88.306 Ahsan Ahmad

It just, that's just, and it was, but it's so hard. Like part of the reason why you got into this or I got into this is because I can sleep in forever.

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88.827 - 90.591 Unknown

I know that's a wonderful perk of it.

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90.691 - 90.831 Ahsan Ahmad

Yeah.

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90.851 - 99.708 Unknown

I don't go to, I go to Miami in a couple of weeks in between now and Miami for better or worse. It's pretty chill for me. Yeah.

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99.789 - 102.555 Ahsan Ahmad

Figure out. Are you doing shows at the Miami Improv?

103.076 - 122.851 Unknown

Yes, at the Miami Improv. So we'll see how it goes this time. It was all... In 2024, all the shows were going good. It was a lot of fun. And then this past year... All the shows were going good, still a lot of fun, but a decent amount less people at all of the shows. So I don't know if that's economy, if people are tired of my stupid ass.

122.871 - 128.64 Ahsan Ahmad

I don't know. I think it's economy. I heard it's been down for every venue across the board this year.

128.9 - 136.452 Unknown

Oh, really? Yeah. That makes sense. I mean, it makes. So we'll see what happens. Maybe 2026 will be good.

136.432 - 146.483 Ahsan Ahmad

Yeah, it feels recession-y. I know. It kind of does. And that usually lasts anywhere between six to 18 months. So 2026 might still be a little rough. It's 2027.

Chapter 3: How does Ehsan handle the pressure of performing on shows like Kill Tony?

266.138 - 283.327 Ahsan Ahmad

For sure. It's insane. Like I think about how like. When I just chose to go to college in San Diego and because of that, I ended up in the places that I were in this situation that I'm in now. For sure. Because I was doing comedy in San Diego. And because of that, all the L.A. people would come down all the time. So they already knew who I was.

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283.347 - 293.203 Ahsan Ahmad

So when it came time to audition to the store, they all knew who I was. So they all wanted they were all rooting for me and they all put in for me. And then I ended up at the store. Yeah, I'm here. Like just that one decision.

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293.183 - 296.788 Unknown

Where did you go from? Where did you where were you in like high school?

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297.609 - 300.113 Ahsan Ahmad

Like San Jose. Oh, OK. Like Cupertino. That's right.

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300.193 - 306.262 Unknown

That's right. Yeah. Cupertino. Is that where Apple is? I see Cupertino with them or something.

306.282 - 321.215 Ahsan Ahmad

Yeah. So my I had I went to two separate elementary schools, but my first one was connected to Apple headquarters, basically. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, and so the way Apple would test out their products is they would just give them to the schools. Like all the MacBooks and all the iMacs at the time. Oh, that's nice.

321.235 - 325.587 Ahsan Ahmad

Like the newest version they would give it to the schools and then we would just sort of be like the guinea pigs to test them out.

325.718 - 326.78 Unknown

Oh, that's very cool.

326.82 - 336.855 Ahsan Ahmad

And so in like eighth grade, every language arts class had their own, like, we couldn't take them home. They were in the classroom, but we had our own iMacs in the classroom. Damn. Or MacBook Airs in the classroom or whatever.

Chapter 4: What are the benefits of phone-free comedy rooms according to Ehsan?

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2010.

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392.037 - 392.698 Ahsan Ahmad

2010.

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OK, OK. I was 06, so I guess a little before. But what about all the kids now that just all have the phone in their pocket or whatever, which is like a computer? I don't know. It's just totally different how when we grew up. I wonder what's going to happen when they're old people.

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407.32 - 412.51 Ahsan Ahmad

I mean, their attention spans must be shot. Like, I wonder if schools like yonder bag the phones.

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412.591 - 415.575 Unknown

I don't know. Grant, do the schools yonder bag the phones?

415.796 - 434.544 Ahsan Ahmad

What does yonder bag mean? Oh, so when you go to a lot of comedy clubs now, the Mothership does it, but now the Comedy Store does it. I think the first one to do it was Comedy Works in Denver, actually. Oh, really? Yeah, they lock up. For the duration of the show, your phone is locked up in a bag. And it's so much better. People are paying attention.

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For sure.

435.485 - 440.573 Ahsan Ahmad

And you can tell people just like being away from their phones.

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Yeah. Oh, my gosh. Because we're always on our phone. We're tethered to them. Just tethered to the phone. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. I think it's wonderful for the simple fact because I think some people might be like, oh, it's good. Also, you can't be recorded, which, yeah, that's a good thing.

Chapter 5: What does it take to survive in stand-up comedy long enough to matter?

623.976 - 633.536 Ahsan Ahmad

Right, right. Yeah, yeah. I would say, no, I would totally get why you'd be in your own head after that. That would make sense. They booed you, right? I'm pretty sure. Oh, yes.

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633.556 - 634.217 William Montgomery

Oh, yes. A lot.

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634.398 - 642.97 Ahsan Ahmad

Absolutely. Actively hostile towards you. Oh, yes. Yeah, I wouldn't leave that like, hell yeah, I'm fucking killing it. I would like to think over some things for sure.

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643.21 - 647.456 Unknown

Oh, my God. And yeah, the 30 seconds in, some random dude comes up onto the stage with me.

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647.476 - 648.197 Ahsan Ahmad

That's insane.

648.217 - 663.439 Unknown

You suck. This is garbage. And then I had to do 23 minutes after that. And then when I'm done, it's like I'm leaving when the Morgan Jay guy's on stage because like... There's no security or anything. So I'm like, I'll probably just sneak out when everybody's watching the main guys don't have to interact with anybody. Right.

663.459 - 684.776 Unknown

And I'm walking past the gate and some dude emerges like pops out essentially of a bush. It scares me to death. At first, it's just horrible fear that I'm like, maybe he's going to shoot me or something. But it's a security guard. And I'm like, where was your ass? It was keeping the guy from on stage. And now you're just hiding in the bushes and scaring me. Yeah. It was just so funny.

686.46 - 687.162 Unknown

But whatever.

687.182 - 693.478 Ahsan Ahmad

Yeah. But I would say the general reaction to that from the comedy community was positive.

Chapter 6: How do comedians navigate audience reactions during performances?

814.681 - 816.042 Ahsan Ahmad

He didn't deserve that at all.

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816.022 - 819.407 Unknown

What were people... Some people were just talking some shit about him.

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819.427 - 839.152 Ahsan Ahmad

Yeah, because you know what it is. When people don't do the regular stand-up, because he does the guitar stuff, and he talks to the crowd. It's kind of like Matt Reifish, too, in the sense that he's also attractive. They shit on that, but it's like... just cause you're hot doesn't mean you can get an audience. Right.

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839.332 - 859.23 Ahsan Ahmad

And the fact that he's gained such a massive audience to have people come out to an outdoor show in Austin, Texas is like commendable. Like as a fan of just like, as someone who wants comics to just win in general. And I remember Morgan J when I remember him when we were just open micers. Yeah. Was he at the comedy? Was he a comedy store guy?

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859.25 - 881.819 Ahsan Ahmad

I don't know if he was a store guy, but he was there all the time. He was around LA. It's like the man put in work. And has earned the success that he's gotten. I know. Good for him. Yeah. So they just shit on him just because of one set where you had a bad set. Yeah, where I had a bad set. Nothing to do with him. Nothing to do with him. I thought it was absolutely insane.

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But I do appreciate if somebody had my back. Don't get it twisted. I appreciate it if you had my back, even though maybe it would have been misguided a little to go after Mike and shit.

891.503 - 906.54 Ahsan Ahmad

Yeah, you can have your back and still not be anti-Morgan Day. But because your thing was so emotional, the reaction to that was probably just as emotional from people who were like, no, fucking, that's William. That's the fucking guy.

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Yeah, some people, I guess. But it's just like, have you ever had some set, Ahsan, that just stands out in your mind? Obviously, everybody has bad sets, but do you have any that stand out in your head?

921.157 - 923.8 Ahsan Ahmad

I I've had one where I was, like, booed.

Chapter 7: What insights does Ehsan provide about the current state of comedy?

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Oh, really?

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1150.536 - 1153.98 Ahsan Ahmad

Yeah, especially now. Especially now that it's the show.

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I know, because when we were, when my dumb ass was just signing up, it was, what, 30,000 people watching. We're talking seven years ago. It was probably 30,000 people watching, and now it's, what, three million.

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1165.872 - 1181.729 Unknown

I just saw the Rogan Gillis, because I just watch all different kinds of bullshit on my YouTube, and a Kill Tony happened to pop up, which it doesn't normally on my thing, because I don't normally watch myself. But it was, I saw the Shane Gillis, Rogan, yeah, three million from a couple days or whatever.

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1181.809 - 1189.312 Ahsan Ahmad

The number two show on YouTube. Damn, that's crazy. Isn't that crazy? Behind Rogan. Is that what the number one is on YouTube? Yeah.

1189.913 - 1201.092 Unknown

Yeah, it's crazy. Good for Tony. I mean, his ass stuck with it because I feel like I've been doing it a long time and they were doing it, what, five years before I even was. I mean, that's almost double the amount. I mean, that's a lot of time.

1201.112 - 1214.657 Ahsan Ahmad

Yeah. Also, it's like that story alone should tell you how. how this actually works. Like, if you're thinking, like, oh, I'll go on Kill Tony and be famous, like, do you know how long it took Tony to get to here with this show?

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Yeah, yeah.

1215.298 - 1218.323 Ahsan Ahmad

You know what I mean? Like, it took... For sure. Over a decade.

Chapter 8: How does Ehsan plan to release his comedy special?

1428.998 - 1432.442 Ahsan Ahmad

Yeah. That's wonderful. So I'm ready to hit the road immediately once the special hits.

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Nice.

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1433.303 - 1435.084 Ahsan Ahmad

Where'd you record at? Black Rabbit.

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Okay, okay. Here in Austin.

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1436.846 - 1447.361 Ahsan Ahmad

Yes. But if I was like... 10 years, not even, if I was like five years in the game and releasing this, and let's say it does hit, then it's like, oh man, now I have to go on the road and figure it out.

1448.123 - 1460.766 Unknown

Right, because what? You theoretically, for anybody listening with the comedy, what? Because you can't be, after you release that special, you kind of can't be doing that material again. Especially if it hits. Right, right.

1460.826 - 1469.945 Ahsan Ahmad

Yeah, because that's the shitty part of comedy versus music. I know, yeah. Is that you come up with a great song, you can play that song forever.

1470.005 - 1473.192 Unknown

Yeah, like Freebird, everybody's always, yeah, or whatever, right, right.

1473.232 - 1477.592 Ahsan Ahmad

Yeah, but if you come up with a great joke... You can't tell it again. I know.

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