Aikshrees Kanduraja

when the world's greatest player finally walks in.

We sit down at this table.

It's this little silver table.

There's three chairs.

It's me across from Messi.

And his publicist is kind of in the middle.

And so begins the world's worst interview.

It's like... He batted me away.

Like...

I can't remember what I asked him, but it, you know, he's like, he gave me this look like he'd rather be at the dentist.

I mean, and just looking at me and I'm like disheveled and sweaty.

My shirt was a normal size at the beginning of the day, but after like, you know, eight hours of being held hostage at the Barnes and Sloan training ground in like a hot September day, the shirt was just stuck to me.

Yeah.

And I asked him my first question, and he said this thing, and I'm going to imitate an Argentine accent.

He said, which is basically like, dude, I've been asked this so many times.

Like, he's rolling his eyes.

Oh, God.

And it got worse from there.

It just got worse.

I realized something bad has happened at training.