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Aisha

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
377 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

And I start walking and I just remember really vividly feeling like I was out of my body.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

I was floating above myself, watching myself walk in.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

And I almost was like, oh, wow, this is like an episode of Grey's Anatomy.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

It looks like it would be a really good episode.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

And then I'm like, oh, my God, this is my real life.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

I remember also looking to my right and there was like a waiting room there and it was like 3.30 in the morning.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

So it was empty.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

There was no people except there was one cleaning lady sitting there like,

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

mopping up the floors and in my head I remember thinking like oh my god I hope that I don't make a mess that this poor person's gonna have to clean up don't worry she was a ghost a couple steps after thinking these things and then all of a sudden like pop

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

The head popped out.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

I'm walking as all of this happens.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

And then a couple of steps later, her whole body slipped out.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

Under the floor?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

I am wearing like a pair of three quarter length sweatpants.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

And her head was kind of like at my knee.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

And then her body was.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

You pull down your pants and there's a baby there.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

I was holding her head and body as I was kind of shuffling along.