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Aisha

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
380 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

You pull down your pants and there's a baby there.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

I was holding her head and body as I was kind of shuffling along.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

And that's when I started calling for help.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

I was like screaming to try and get someone's attention.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

And finally they noticed that I was there and a couple of people came running up and they're like, what's wrong?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

And I'm like, I just had a baby in my pants.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

I didn't know what to do and they were kind of panicked too.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

They're like, oh, oh my gosh.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

They looked down and they're like, pull your pants down.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

And I was like, oh, well, I'm kind of holding the baby.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

So they kind of helped pull my pants down awkwardly.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

They grabbed the baby out of my pants and the abacus was wrapped around the neck.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

That's scary.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

And it got scary pretty quickly because she wasn't responding to anything.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

And she was kind of odd color.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

And I was like, oh, my gosh.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

I kept saying, like, is the baby okay?