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Aisha

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
377 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

And they were like, we need the baby to go.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

And they kind of are pulling at the baby.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

And I was like, I'm still attached.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

The umbilical cord is still there.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

At this time, I'm now sitting on the floor like in a puddle in the middle of the hallway, basically, with no clothes on.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

Here I was worried about just having a little bit of poop in my pants.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

They clamp up the umbilical cord.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

And I remember one of the doctors or nurses, I'm not sure what, he went to like snip the

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

the umbilical cord.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

And right when he cut it, this splash of blood squirted into his face from the umbilical cord.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

And I could tell he was like super disgusted, but he was trying to act really cool and professional.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

And I was like, oh my God, I'm so sorry.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

He's like, don't worry about it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

Don't worry about it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

He was like trying to make me feel better.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

I'm just like, oh my gosh, this is just a disaster of a birth.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

Anyways, they quickly whisked her off and away.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

She had to go straight to the NICU because she had aspirated on melatonin, poop in the womb, and then they get it in their lungs.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

So she was in the NICU for a couple of weeks.