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Aisha

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
380 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

Is the baby okay?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

And so it took a couple of minutes for them to get everything organized.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

And they're all kind of shouting things.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

And they were like, we need the baby to go.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

And they kind of are pulling at the baby.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

And I was like, I'm still attached.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

The umbilical cord is still there.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

At this time, I'm now sitting on the floor like in a puddle in the middle of the hallway, basically, with no clothes on.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

Here I was worried about just having a little bit of poop in my pants.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

They clamp up the umbilical cord.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

And I remember one of the doctors or nurses, I'm not sure what, he went to like snip the

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

the umbilical cord.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

And right when he cut it, this splash of blood squirted into his face from the umbilical cord.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

And I could tell he was like super disgusted, but he was trying to act really cool and professional.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

And I was like, oh my God, I'm so sorry.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

He's like, don't worry about it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

Don't worry about it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

He was like trying to make me feel better.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

I'm just like, oh my gosh, this is just a disaster of a birth.