Akon
speaker
1,806 appearances
2 recordings
2 series
first heard Jun 2026
last heard 10 Jun
Akon’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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recordings per month · last 12 monthsRecordings per month over the last 12 months — 2 in all, peaking in Jun 2026 with 2.
Appearances
No, bro, I'm in the middle of like 200,000 people at this time.
No, I'm in the audience.
They can't move.
They're just watching from the side.
But now I'm starting to deflate.
So now I said, I got to think quick because I can suffocate in this motherfucker with all these people, right?
Because I'm going to get out because you got to open it from the outside.
So then I start thinking quick.
I start calming down so I can see where the wind is coming from so I can find the hole.
And then I realize the hole is above me.
So I roll to where the hole is right up under me.
And then I put my fingers in.
I just open it up and I slide out.
And then the ball just goes.
So everybody's like, oh.
Like, no, everybody's like scared.
Like, what the fuck's going on?
In the meantime, I then came out and I'm on my knees like this under everybody on my way back to the stage.
By the time the ball had sunk all the way down and people realized where the hell I was, I had already made it back to the stage.
Bro, because everybody's working towards the ball.
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