Alaina Urquhart

So yeah, welcome to the, it's kind of like a mini morbid episode.

That's what our second episode of the week will be.

Yeah.

From here on out, I think.

These are going to be faster and looser and there's not going to be any housekeeping or anything.

So we're just going to dive right into it.

Let's go do it.

Our first episode happens to fall during the holiday season.

So we decided Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Merry Kwanzaa, Happy Winter Solstice.

all that stuff yeah happy holidays happy holidays uh so we're gonna be hitting some creepy ass holiday traditions and tonight we are going to be talking about not santa claus but his dark ass helpers the dark ones

Now, I'm just going to come out and say Europe has some scary ass Christmas traditions.

Yeah, they do.

I respect it because they are all about teaching kids to be good or they're going to be disemboweled or eaten or beaten with branches.

We don't have enough demons that are in our like holidays to scare kids.

It's one of the many places we went wrong.

One of the many places.

So basically, what's interesting is most of these traditions that we're going to talk about

They're kind of earlier pagan traditions that have just been adapted to modern use.

So they kind of change throughout the years.

A lot of them get less scary.