Alaina Urquhart
👤 Speaker
756
total appearances
Appearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
Well, yeah, they got to celebrate something.
Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
And if you look like a lot of the any visual you see of him is usually him.
Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
I mean, it's it's literally like half demon, half goat, the big long tongue, the crazy eyes.
Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
He's always holding a sack, usually full of screaming little kids in the visuals.
Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
And he's got, like, chains around him.
Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
He's got the big birch switch.
Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
He always looks pretty stoked, though.
Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
Like, he is so happy to be murdering children.
Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
It is, like, everyone, he's got the tongue out, but he's got this, like, crazy, like, yeah face.
Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
He kind of just looks, like, coked out.