Alaina Urquhart

You know what I want to know, actually?

Because in my mind, I was just, like, not interested.

Like, I'm not showing up to my torture day.

How did they not run away before?

Oh, they would rip you out of your house.

Like, you weren't getting away.

It's not like they were like, on Tuesday at two, you will be lowered onto a pyramid.

The Middle Ages were fooked up.

Maybe people were just so afraid of everything that they were like, oh, no.

But that's why they would never give you advance notice.

because in the middle ages they were just like bursting into your house being like you thought an improper thought so we're gonna kick you under this fucking you are wrong sir i'm eating breakfast the cradle of judas for you

So, yeah.

So they'd be lowered slowly onto this pyramid, which would cause the spike to penetrate their perineum region.

Which is your anus.

Your butt.

And gravity, body weight, and the added weights would cause the person to sink onto the stake with no resistance.

Oh, God.

Now, this torture would last for hours.

And usually the victim was left on this thing all fucking night.

Natural instinct, like, if you think about it, if you sit on something that hurts your bum...