Alaina Urquhart

Your natural instinct is to, like, rock back and forth to kind of, like, alleviate the pain.

Yeah, to be like, ooh, that hurt.

To try to get yourself off of it, kind of.

Same thing with, like, the Iron Maiden, like we were saying.

Exactly, like, your just natural instinct would take over.

But doing that in this case would just rip the wound larger and sink you lower onto the stake.

This is, like, the hemorrhoid from hell.

They should have called it the hemorrhoid hole maker.

They should have just called it the hemorrhoid.

Yeah.

Six Flags should come out with a ride like that.

Six Flags should not come out with a ride like that.

I'm just kidding.

Because I don't want to know the kind of people that would go on that ride.

That's real Dark Tourist shit.

I just gave that guy an idea for his horror house.

I don't even think, he's probably like, no thank you.

I do not want to explore that.

Ew.

So these people would often bleed to death or the infection from the spike never being fucking cleaned between torture sessions would definitely kill them.