Alaina Urquhart
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Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
Basically, she got blamed by the onion for a 2010 volcano.
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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
So that's how well known she is and infamous.
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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
And that is Grilia, the ogress who will eat your kids.
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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
She has way too many kids.
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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
You have way too many to spare.
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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
So, those are... That's my dark clan of Santa's helpers.
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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
Good, because it sounds wonderful.
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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
Like, he sounds just delightful.
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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
Germany has the best dark Santa's helpers.
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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
They're cornering the market.
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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
Yeah, because I was going to say I know that name.
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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
I bet that's a poem somewhere.
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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
If you're a little bitch, he's going to hit you with a switch.